the officer is enthusiastic about the piss. todd starnes is going to book him and ask "can you tell me more about the urine"

My vision is blurry from drinking too many "Patriot-flavored" Beat Boxes. Shenadoah is playing, not Sebadoh as I thought. I hope I can make it back to the Zyn Stage in time to see Uncle Kracker.

first multi-stage music festival that would have zero set conflicts because there's no one I want to see

I just know that they would be going to the most inane tourist traps too. don't worry bob, the cartels aren't following you to senor frogs.

I’ll check it out. Thank you!

What site/app has these jigsaw puzzles? They look fun.

Emotionally tough because every other Irish song is essentially “do not mourn for me, pour whiskey in my shoe and place it with me in my casket.” Embracing death, not running from it. No distraction here.

back when I could board a plane drinking a crystal pepsi that I brought from home

$80 photo op at a card and comic expo in wilkes barre

m*therfucker

side note to this is that we’re in the third season of Xfinity not carrying MSG. Gotham sports app lets me watch YES bc of my cable subscription, but I have to pay separately for MSG so that I can watch Rangers/Knicks. I would love if they worked out a deal.

hope they allowed you to keep the tactical vest and faded dark denim jeans

do you have to pay the bonus back if you quit and go back to the job you held previously, loss prevention at hollister store in the mall?

is this a dunkin donuts sandwich?

would the coast guard ordinarily respond for "mariners in distress" in that location? (I know this is not an ordinary situation, I'm trying to understand how unusual it is for coast guard to be involved and I don't know what protocol or jurisdiction is normal)

remarkable consistency, well done!