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Rob McMinn
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Author, blogger, tea drinker, pizza perfectionist, Beatles person. UK and France. My novel, Codename Hirondelle, is out now. If I don't follow back, it might be because I spotted US politics in your feed. Sorry!
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‎Codename Hirondelle: For King and Country…and SOE (Unabridged)
‎Crime & Thrillers · 2025
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Recording my second audiobook

For the past couple of months I’ve been recording the audiobook version of my novel Type Thief. My first was Codename Hirondelle, which is already available. I found the second one easier, and I think it’s worth recording here the techniques/settings I used. The first…
Recording my second audiobook
For the past couple of months I’ve been recording the audiobook version of my novel Type Thief. My first was Codename Hirondelle, which is already available. I found the second one easier, and I think it’s worth recording here the techniques/settings I used. The first time around, the whole process took a bit longer, and when it came to uploading files to ACX, i encountered a range of technical issues to do with loudness, peaks, etc.
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December 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I am just a boy, sitting in front of an episode of Shetland, asking why someone doesn’t turn a bloody light on
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Endorsed. But the very worst of all the letterboxes are the vertical ones
People who put letterboxes right at the bottom of their front door are fucking sociopaths.
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A damper on things

It's mild (4° warmer than December average) and it's damp, soggy, squidgy, and muddy. I'm struggling to close my rings at the moment because I'm still ill (two weeks in), still coughing a lot at night, and therefore still not sleeping well. But I'm also bored of the loop: the…
A damper on things
It's mild (4° warmer than December average) and it's damp, soggy, squidgy, and muddy. I'm struggling to close my rings at the moment because I'm still ill (two weeks in), still coughing a lot at night, and therefore still not sleeping well. But I'm also bored of the loop: the exactly-three-kilometre loop around the block that I am obliged to do when it's so wet.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Another weird day on the old blog yesterday. This time, the big traffic spike was for just one old post: my review of Danny Baker's autobiography (first volume). Puzzling
December 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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As in the war on terror, so here. No one sits down and says “human rights law is a sprawling aedifice which extends too many privileges to me and mine! It offends my academic rigour!”
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Saw Mick Herron in a train station on the telly
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m actually amazed the dude didn’t insist everyone use his favourite font, comic sans
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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MAKE AMERICA GARAMOND AGAIN.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Watching a Foyle's War where that toxic Fox fellow turns out to have a Nazi shrine in the wine cellar 😶
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Because my car is down for a service, of course the early bird caught the worm/parking space near the school for school pick up. That bird arrived in her silver Focus at 2:30pm. It is now 3:23pm, and she just left the school with her kid. She sat there for 45 minutes to avoid a 5 minute walk 🤯
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Every time I see her picture I’m reminded of that spread in The Goodies Book of (Criminal) Records* about the Piltdown Man hoax, where they’d constructed a hominid’s skull using, in part, the bottom half of an old telephone. It was captioned “the characteristic telephone jaw” or something
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Well, that's it. First draft of latest novel is complete: 82,240 words, and the final one was "tea".

Coffee time
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Early thoughts on The War Between

Let us stipulate that my opinion of RTD's writing is quite low. My expectations, therefore, of The War Between the Land and the Sea (TWB) were also quite low. This 5-episode show is the only remaining fruit of the much vaunted Disney-BBC tie-up, the last dried-up…
Early thoughts on The War Between
Let us stipulate that my opinion of RTD's writing is quite low. My expectations, therefore, of The War Between the Land and the Sea (TWB) were also quite low. This 5-episode show is the only remaining fruit of the much vaunted Disney-BBC tie-up, the last dried-up satsuma on December 28th. For decades, people were wondering why the BBC didn't just throw some money at…
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December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Two slices of bacon and a fried egg in a bagel: has to be one of the messiest breakfasts I've ever eaten. Nice though
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Had a dream in which a former employer (I left in 2006) was trying to kill me
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Oy, we are cooked.
BLOODY AI,a thread:so, I saw a picture online of the Towers of Perugia by a Renaissance artist, Benedetto Bonfigli whose other work I know a little bit. Here is the image 1/n:
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Upon my retirement from public life*

I don't mix with the plebs much since I retired. There's a weekly supermarket run, and I avoid the occasional dog-walker on my daily constitutionals, but my only real interface with the outside world is through the medium of my OH, who still has to get up four…
Upon my retirement from public life*
I don't mix with the plebs much since I retired. There's a weekly supermarket run, and I avoid the occasional dog-walker on my daily constitutionals, but my only real interface with the outside world is through the medium of my OH, who still has to get up four days a week and go to work. Like an animal. I am, of course, exaggerating, because we went to Copenhagen recently, and we make regular trips up to Nottingham to see the Other One.
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December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lu-hunch
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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One evening I passed not one, not two, not three, but four 'Ripper tours' on Mitre Square. I even overheard one of the guides saying Catherine Eddowes' was his 'favourite murder'. Fucking ghouls, the lot of them.
it’s not surprising that The Rest Is History have approached the murder of five women as a fun whodunnit, but it is still pretty grim
The historians focus on the knackermen, slaughtermen and butchers who worked around Whitechapel as they attempt to identify the serial killer
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
It’s another bagel Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Fucksake. If there is WORK, advertise the JOB, then EMPLOY people and pay them a WAGE.

This one weird trick will get people off benefits

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Young people on benefits to be offered construction and hospitality work
The government says it will fund training and work experience for 350,000 not in work or education.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
🎶 He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake
Santa Claus is an Apple Watch
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
As featured in my novel Type Thief…
En route to the Mechelen Antiquarian Book Fair.
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM