Rob Kutner
@robkutner.bsky.social
Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
Parent-Teacher Conference
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Parent-Teacher Conference
Look what story Jeff Bezos’ paper just uncovered:
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Look what story Jeff Bezos’ paper just uncovered:
Just got an email from Snapfish, telling me “urgent action” was needed for me to regain access to my photos.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just got an email from Snapfish, telling me “urgent action” was needed for me to regain access to my photos.
Yeah, NYT, speaking of “lost innocence…”
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yeah, NYT, speaking of “lost innocence…”
NYC LOVERS OF ROM-COMS/JEWS/LAUGHTER?
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
NYC LOVERS OF ROM-COMS/JEWS/LAUGHTER?
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
Just another day at the office…
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just another day at the office…
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
The Olympics are going to be even worse for the city than I thought…
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Olympics are going to be even worse for the city than I thought…
Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kudos to the casting agent for my HR training video who found this guy to play “Sexually Harassing Boss.”
When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩
September 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When multi-hyphenate Netflix queen Dani Bowman arrives at LA Comic-Con and says “We came right to your table first.” 🤩