Rob Kutner
@robkutner.bsky.social
Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
SNL cold open dropped a day early
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
SNL cold open dropped a day early
Look what story Jeff Bezos’ paper just uncovered:
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Look what story Jeff Bezos’ paper just uncovered:
Just got an email from Snapfish, telling me “urgent action” was needed for me to regain access to my photos.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just got an email from Snapfish, telling me “urgent action” was needed for me to regain access to my photos.
Proud to be part of this epic, comic look at “The Man Behind the Accordion,” writing about the ways he was an incredible friend and support to my late cousin Joe. Check this out and consider tossing in some chedda!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
My Pal Weird Al: A Comic Book Anthology
Never before have comic professionals this passionate - this sycophantic - this white and nerdy - collaborated on something so weird.
www.kickstarter.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Proud to be part of this epic, comic look at “The Man Behind the Accordion,” writing about the ways he was an incredible friend and support to my late cousin Joe. Check this out and consider tossing in some chedda!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wol...
MeToo: 2025 Edition
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
MeToo: 2025 Edition
Yeah, NYT, speaking of “lost innocence…”
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yeah, NYT, speaking of “lost innocence…”
NYC LOVERS OF ROM-COMS/JEWS/LAUGHTER?
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
NYC LOVERS OF ROM-COMS/JEWS/LAUGHTER?
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
My talented pal Jonah produced this new indie comedy - “When Harry Met Sally” meets “Billy Madison” and it’s playing in NYC for a VERY LIMITED TIME! Go see it at Quad City Cinemas before November 20.
Just another day at the office…
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just another day at the office…
The thing is, now when Trump inevitably says, “I didn’t know this Epstein guy - he was only an errand boy” that’s… not gonna help.
November 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The thing is, now when Trump inevitably says, “I didn’t know this Epstein guy - he was only an errand boy” that’s… not gonna help.
Tired of toxic one-sided discourse and hungry for actual coexistence in Israel/Palestine? This org unites Israelis & Palestinians on the ground to challenge ALL the region’s leaders to craft a better future. See them speak in NY, NJ, Philly, or DC over the next week - and be part of the solution!
New Yorkers, this is happening tomorrow: Join Sally Abed and Alon-Lee Green for an incredible conversation with NYC Comptroller Brad Lander!
November 12th, 6:30 PM - St. Ann’s Holy Trinity, Brooklyn. Sign up here: standtog.org/NYC
November 12th, 6:30 PM - St. Ann’s Holy Trinity, Brooklyn. Sign up here: standtog.org/NYC
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Tired of toxic one-sided discourse and hungry for actual coexistence in Israel/Palestine? This org unites Israelis & Palestinians on the ground to challenge ALL the region’s leaders to craft a better future. See them speak in NY, NJ, Philly, or DC over the next week - and be part of the solution!
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Anyone here a DETROITERS fan? Caught these on my recent trip:
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I thought newspapers were supposed to report “news?”
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“Let them eat urinal cake…”
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
October 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
“The Dark Knight” meets…. Mr. Black. Can’t wait to share my kickoff to this new season of @novelizers.bsky.social, guaranteed to make the world burn… with laughter!
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
October 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Just rewatched THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA, and forgot how much of a comedy it is:
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
October 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
PICK A LANE, FOLKS!
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
October 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The Merc with a Mouth… full of feel-goodisms? I brought Ant-Man’s memoirs from movie to real life, now I continue my reign of Marvel ghostwriting with this brand-new Deadpool funnybook. Sales link in comments. #BuyBuyBuy
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Tell me you’re in Oklahoma without telling me you’re in Oklahoma.
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The only Nazi who hasn’t gotten a gig in American politics:
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
From this angle, it’s the plot of “Superman II.”
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Just upgraded to Netflix’s “Passive-Aggressive Categories” tier:
Just saw the movie about Springsteen recording “Nebraska” in an IMAX theater full of white people frantically yelling at the screen “Use better recording equipment!”
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Just saw the movie about Springsteen recording “Nebraska” in an IMAX theater full of white people frantically yelling at the screen “Use better recording equipment!”
TODAY SO FAR:
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
TODAY SO FAR:
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!
- The hostages have been freed
- The cartoon frog has been recaptured by the Left from the Right
Gonna be a wild week!