Robin Wilding
robinwilding.bsky.social
Robin Wilding
@robinwilding.bsky.social
A flawsome Canadian humor writer.

https://substack.com/@robinwilding
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.

Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian

Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
March 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
March 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.

To keep shit from freezing I guess.
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
December 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
December 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
December 14, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Always keep people on their toes 😆
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM
My old girl appreciates the new coat I got her. I tried to repurpose last year’s to fit over her ever-growing humpback…but it wasn’t working. Her badonkadonk didn’t fit in it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Be proud of all you’ve accomplished, even if it’s not as much as you’d hoped.

Because—spoilers —it’s never as much as we hope.
December 10, 2024 at 12:57 AM
😆😆 I need to do more motherfuckering these days.
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Who’s gonna tell Walmart that their Christmas decoration looks like a unicorn’s butt plug?
December 9, 2024 at 5:03 AM
We’re here for you, America.
December 5, 2024 at 6:23 PM
This is marketing that would 100% work on me.
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 PM
This would immediately be my most-used emoji.
December 5, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Laugh responsibly peeps.
December 5, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I love the cross-stitch community more and more each day 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Yup, I relate to this face more and more every dang day. 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Well, this joke aged perfectly. 😆
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Pft, who has the time for that many people?
December 5, 2024 at 3:54 AM