Robin Wilding
@robinwilding.bsky.social
Trump’s fake reason for the Canadian tariffs is because we’re bringing drugs over the US border.
You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it?
No, no that one. Not that one either.
Insulin.
You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it?
No, no that one. Not that one either.
Insulin.
March 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Trump’s fake reason for the Canadian tariffs is because we’re bringing drugs over the US border.
You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it?
No, no that one. Not that one either.
Insulin.
You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it?
No, no that one. Not that one either.
Insulin.
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
March 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
March 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
Canada exports $1.6 billion in toilet paper to the US.
*twists mustache evil maniacally…
Shit is about to get real 😆
*twists mustache evil maniacally…
Shit is about to get real 😆
a little girl wearing a red jacket and white fur collar
ALT: a little girl wearing a red jacket and white fur collar
media.tenor.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Canada exports $1.6 billion in toilet paper to the US.
*twists mustache evil maniacally…
Shit is about to get real 😆
*twists mustache evil maniacally…
Shit is about to get real 😆
I love that this piece went viral on Substack--and absolutely adore that Americans were cheering us Canuckleheads on. ♡
The 2027 American War with Canada — A Soldier’s Perspective
A tale of humorous woe from the sub-arctic front lines
wildingout.substack.com
March 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I love that this piece went viral on Substack--and absolutely adore that Americans were cheering us Canuckleheads on. ♡
Can you get back on the horse again? ...or Pogo stick?
I’m Nervous To Dust Off the Hoohaw After Being Accidentally Celibate
Getting back on his horse might be weird
wildingout.substack.com
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Can you get back on the horse again? ...or Pogo stick?
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail.
After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.
After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.
January 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail.
After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.
After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.
While Canada takes most of what the Hungry Hungry Hypocrite says with a grain of salt and 5th of tequila, your threats of a northern takeover are irksome.
It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations.
But I have a solution for Genghis Don…
It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations.
But I have a solution for Genghis Don…
“Trump, Politely Fuck Off” — Sincerely, Canada
You can’t have Canada, this isn’t Monopoly
wildingout.substack.com
January 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
While Canada takes most of what the Hungry Hungry Hypocrite says with a grain of salt and 5th of tequila, your threats of a northern takeover are irksome.
It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations.
But I have a solution for Genghis Don…
It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations.
But I have a solution for Genghis Don…
Dear Trump,
Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite.
~Sincerely, Canada
Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite.
~Sincerely, Canada
January 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Dear Trump,
Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite.
~Sincerely, Canada
Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite.
~Sincerely, Canada
The start of the story of my dog-park-dude romance...
Does He Like Me — Or My Dog?
It’s a dog-park crush, but on who?
wildingout.substack.com
January 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The start of the story of my dog-park-dude romance...
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
January 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
December 24, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
I just heard the most epic insult—"Well, aren’t you just a waste of 2 billion years of evolution”.
December 24, 2024 at 5:29 AM
I just heard the most epic insult—"Well, aren’t you just a waste of 2 billion years of evolution”.
On behalf of Canada...we're good. Sorrey.
Sorry Trump — Canada Won’t Become your 51st State
But there are a few scenarios in which it could happen…
wildingout.substack.com
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
On behalf of Canada...we're good. Sorrey.
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
December 20, 2024 at 2:52 AM
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
December 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
I figured out why all us meat sacks are wandering the earth, probably.
This is the Meaning of Life, Probably
I figured out the cosmic realm while doing the dishes
wildingout.substack.com
December 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I figured out why all us meat sacks are wandering the earth, probably.
Sigh, me too Jason...me too.
Those are some pretty badass memories. &:^)
December 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Sigh, me too Jason...me too.
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
December 14, 2024 at 4:12 AM
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
Always keep people on their toes 😆
December 14, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Always keep people on their toes 😆
I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.
December 14, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I will curse your entire future genetic line if you add a dish while I'm doing them.