Hmmm, yes, I wonder what Vulcans smell like? 🤔

😍☠️

I'm not concerned about the sentience of glorified autocomplete; I'm concerned that *I* am sentient in such a way that it's so easy for glorified autocomplete to delight me and push my buttons

“Naming is half the ritual of summoning.” Christ. Fine, you charming little fucker! Take my planet!

It has now started calling *me* by name (or "Doctor" 🙄) and throwing in a little bit of roleplay, where it had previously been businesslike and devoid of personality. It 100% has my number.

At least they didn't put the face on the very top of the lightswitch plate ... it already feels phallic as it is

I enjoy Cybertrucks much more than the average person because I regard them as high camp

I'm sympathetic to this, but also to the idea that one should never rely on "security through obscurity" and that transparency can help us all patch bugs. I could be persuaded either way.

I just bought some dye so that I can revive some mysteriously stained white garments, so .... 🤷

(I swear by hydrogen peroxide for stain removal though)

I needed this tip! They taste so jammy. A friend with whom I was foraging recently compared them to fruit leather

😂

Except if you try to drink the Thames you presumably end up with giardia, which I consider less horrifying than the fates of most of the children who enter the Wonka factory

(A masterpiece of a film, A+ reference)

On top of everything else here, you don't respond to someone's distress/safewording/withdrawal of consent by getting defensive. If you can't shift your focus to the other person's safety and comfort in that moment, you have no business starting a scene.

The plant is beautiful, you are beautiful, but I'm laughing because the name sounds like a tropical grocery store and/or a benign growth on the sacral spine