Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY
@robinalbedo.bsky.social
Not-so-artificial intelligence. | robinalbedo.com
Monthly newsletter: robinalbedo.substack.com/
Monthly newsletter: robinalbedo.substack.com/
One Christmas when I was college, I asked for (and received) a Star Trek-branded perfume called "Pon Farr." The nerdy uncle cackled when I opened it; everyone else was oblivious.
(Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)
(Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)
The best thing about my new fave perfume is the name, I Am Trash.
Just imagine - someone asking me what I'm wearing, a yummy blend of apple, rose, Cedarwood & strawberry and I say...."oh, I Am Trash" 🤣
I'd love a full bottle, if someone gets it for me I'll wear it on our date ;)
Wishlist below!
Just imagine - someone asking me what I'm wearing, a yummy blend of apple, rose, Cedarwood & strawberry and I say...."oh, I Am Trash" 🤣
I'd love a full bottle, if someone gets it for me I'll wear it on our date ;)
Wishlist below!
August 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
One Christmas when I was college, I asked for (and received) a Star Trek-branded perfume called "Pon Farr." The nerdy uncle cackled when I opened it; everyone else was oblivious.
(Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)
(Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)
Guys
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
August 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Guys
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I have erred
“I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”)
... I regret this
I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.
August 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.
Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?
August 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?
Call me greedy, but I want as many opportunities to duo with @jordandomremy.bsky.social as possible, and we still have a few openings 7/26-28. Your limited mind cannot possibly simulate what awaits you ....
I’ll be in the mountains, out of service through the 23rd ✌🏻
Thank you for being so good to me this week, Seattle!! 🩷
I have a tiny bit of availability 26-28 and offering duos with @serafinawilde.bsky.social and @robinalbedo.bsky.social
~ you only live once ~
Thank you for being so good to me this week, Seattle!! 🩷
I have a tiny bit of availability 26-28 and offering duos with @serafinawilde.bsky.social and @robinalbedo.bsky.social
~ you only live once ~
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Call me greedy, but I want as many opportunities to duo with @jordandomremy.bsky.social as possible, and we still have a few openings 7/26-28. Your limited mind cannot possibly simulate what awaits you ....
Showed up for my first day on some contract work yesterday wearing sandals and all sweaty from the walk/bike, and everyone was present for a big meeting. Showed up today in a professional dress, and it's so empty that I could do a musical number in the hall and nobody would notice 😭
July 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Showed up for my first day on some contract work yesterday wearing sandals and all sweaty from the walk/bike, and everyone was present for a big meeting. Showed up today in a professional dress, and it's so empty that I could do a musical number in the hall and nobody would notice 😭
Reading Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson seems to have instilled in me a sense of paranoia/doom any time the sun is this glaring. As as probably appropriate.
July 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Reading Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson seems to have instilled in me a sense of paranoia/doom any time the sun is this glaring. As as probably appropriate.
Escorts and SW, what are some of the things you do to protect your privacy/safety that might surprise clients? Show me the attention to detail you put into your opsec. 🤩
Me, I immediately tear my name off prescription bottle labels, I don't review places I've visited with clients on Google maps....
Me, I immediately tear my name off prescription bottle labels, I don't review places I've visited with clients on Google maps....
July 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Escorts and SW, what are some of the things you do to protect your privacy/safety that might surprise clients? Show me the attention to detail you put into your opsec. 🤩
Me, I immediately tear my name off prescription bottle labels, I don't review places I've visited with clients on Google maps....
Me, I immediately tear my name off prescription bottle labels, I don't review places I've visited with clients on Google maps....
I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?
July 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I had forgotten that London is a beautiful city, especially architecturally ... even if the Thames is the color of chocolate milk. Chocolate milk is delicious, okay?
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
July 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
Newsletter is now published and contains some pretty high value promos (as well as more explicit information about my life than I've published elsewhere). Subscribe for access 💙
Today I'm still in London faffing about, so I'll post my July newsletter tomorrow on robinalbedo.substack.com. Sign up now if you'd like access to this month's promotions!
Robin’s newsletter | Robin Albedo | Substack
Elegant nerd in Seattle and (sometimes) Portland | robinalbedo.com. Click to read Robin’s newsletter, by Robin Albedo, a Substack publication.
robinalbedo.substack.com
July 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Newsletter is now published and contains some pretty high value promos (as well as more explicit information about my life than I've published elsewhere). Subscribe for access 💙
Today I'm still in London faffing about, so I'll post my July newsletter tomorrow on robinalbedo.substack.com. Sign up now if you'd like access to this month's promotions!
Robin’s newsletter | Robin Albedo | Substack
Elegant nerd in Seattle and (sometimes) Portland | robinalbedo.com. Click to read Robin’s newsletter, by Robin Albedo, a Substack publication.
robinalbedo.substack.com
July 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Today I'm still in London faffing about, so I'll post my July newsletter tomorrow on robinalbedo.substack.com. Sign up now if you'd like access to this month's promotions!
Oh boy, I just popped into an IKEA to use the restroom and asked a staff member to point me in the direction of the “nearest ladies’ room.” He led me to a floral motif bedroom display.
June 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Oh boy, I just popped into an IKEA to use the restroom and asked a staff member to point me in the direction of the “nearest ladies’ room.” He led me to a floral motif bedroom display.
I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.
June 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I've only been in London one night and already a mysterious stranger has treated me to (French-influenced) British fare. (Those dumplings were better than my photo suggests, and the beef Wellington was in the top 5 steaks I've eaten in my life.) I feel like I've been blessed by the travel fairy.
Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.
June 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Back from my cruise to Alaska. I didn't do a great job taking my hot tub bikini selfies, so all I have to offer is the bounty of nature, whoops.
I've been participating in a longitudinal study, and one of the questionnaires I regularly complete involves rating statements like "I am inferior," "I am unwanted," "I am unattractive," etc. Filling it out now, I'm realizing how much escorting has improved my self-image.
June 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I've been participating in a longitudinal study, and one of the questionnaires I regularly complete involves rating statements like "I am inferior," "I am unwanted," "I am unattractive," etc. Filling it out now, I'm realizing how much escorting has improved my self-image.
Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case
June 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Departing for a trip shortly, may or may not have time to post, leaving you with this view just in case
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
How do you say "jackpot" in Klingon?
My June newsletter is out! And it's now on Substack, instead of being sent via Protonmail in batches with everyone in BCC. 😆
open.substack.com/pub/robinalb...
open.substack.com/pub/robinalb...
Robin’s newsletter | Robin Albedo | Substack
Elegant nerd in Seattle and (sometimes) Portland | robinalbedo.com. Click to read Robin’s newsletter, by Robin Albedo, a Substack publication.
open.substack.com
June 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My June newsletter is out! And it's now on Substack, instead of being sent via Protonmail in batches with everyone in BCC. 😆
open.substack.com/pub/robinalb...
open.substack.com/pub/robinalb...
Direct me to some stellar SW starter packs I should follow, y'all
June 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Direct me to some stellar SW starter packs I should follow, y'all
This morning, I'm appearing in a panel discussion of PhDs who have pursued careers outside of academia.
... Should I tell them? 😈
... Should I tell them? 😈
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This morning, I'm appearing in a panel discussion of PhDs who have pursued careers outside of academia.
... Should I tell them? 😈
... Should I tell them? 😈
I've noticed that my nervousness about safety while walking alone at night scales with how long I've been on tour (i.e., the thickness of the stack in my backpack)
Also not ungrateful, mostly laughing at myself
Also not ungrateful, mostly laughing at myself
May 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I've noticed that my nervousness about safety while walking alone at night scales with how long I've been on tour (i.e., the thickness of the stack in my backpack)
Also not ungrateful, mostly laughing at myself
Also not ungrateful, mostly laughing at myself
Grateful to the thief who ransacked my car last night for leaving my 32 cans of sardines, and even putting them neatly in a reusable shopping bag and placing it on a nearby bench. 🥹
May 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Grateful to the thief who ransacked my car last night for leaving my 32 cans of sardines, and even putting them neatly in a reusable shopping bag and placing it on a nearby bench. 🥹
Find me ...
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
May 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Find me ...
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
❎OOO June 6-16
🌆NYC June 23-25
💂♂️London June 26-July 3
⛰️Seattle and ✈️ FMTY otherwise
I haven't yet experienced any drama in the escorting world, only lovely and supportive folks. Am I missing something? Alienating people by befriending folks who have beefs with each other that everybody knows about but me? Bopping around like some kind of oblivious, smiley manatee?
May 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I haven't yet experienced any drama in the escorting world, only lovely and supportive folks. Am I missing something? Alienating people by befriending folks who have beefs with each other that everybody knows about but me? Bopping around like some kind of oblivious, smiley manatee?