A high body count for straight people is like anything over 5 lol and for gay people it’s like literally 1000s lmao

A straight person will be like my body count is 4 and the other person will holy fuck this hoe that I’m dating we need to break up stat

It’s like after Azealia Banks posted a pic of inside of her blood covered closet where she was sacrificing chickens, filing for divorce. Megan Thee Stallion please stay fierce 🙏

I mean this is sorta why astrology is fun lol at its core it’s really just a method of generating philosophy and insight IMO

Someone the other day messaged me telling me it wasn’t fair I didn’t follow them back after they liked all of my posts 🤣 ⚰️

Same

Boxers are the best and I love feeling my balls freely swing back and forth

What is that quote? Practicing altruism is the most selfish thing you can do 🌈

Oh yes I am very aware of this lifestyle!

Yup this is growing in a Boomer Bin. Honestly magic mushrooms grow amazing if you just set it and forget it in a tub, but the Boomer Bin is great because it filters, humidifies, and provides good air flow to get the fungus oxygen. I’m not sure what I’ll do after this Lions Mane…

That cock…fuck…

Don’t mind me staring