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I cracked open my computer after it has been defunct for years, put a new battery in, cleaned the fans out, and like the computer, I am feeling like I have been brought back from the dead a little bit.
Okay so I work on a 2014 MacBook Pro, and I’ve never upgraded because starting in 2020 they just removed all ports except for a few USB ports, and now I’m looking at the new MacBook Pros, and it appears those idiots realized they made a huge mistake because all of the ports are back lol
Busy at work but here’s a pic of some #armpits and a #sweatpants #bulge
There’s really nothing better than going to the gym and then being sore as total fuck the next day
They are growing concerningly large
I don’t own anything except fish and plants, but I do speak dog and cat and watch them for others all of the time. Also, I’m thinking about shaving my head and going full zen Buddhist for the winter just out of curiosity.
They are both purple haze plants that I named Tia and Tamera so whenever I hear that Doja Cat song I can think of them lol
Okay, so I also listened to Lizzo’s most recent album, and I’d say the first volume, I was maybe like a little concerned for her mental health, but by the second volume, I was laughing my ass off and it completely made sense and I really enjoyed it.
I love it when people on the net tell me I need to shave my bush lol NEVER
That beautiful fat low hanging cock
They destroyed red hats forever for everybody but it’s fine it’s not like we were that attached
Red in fashion is high risk as well in terms of first impressions, I would never ever wear a red hat because I don’t want anyone to think even for the nanosecond I could be wearing a MAGA hat
What happens if you wear red?
Green is the best vibe followed maybe by red or purple
Tonight it’s green 🌈
Omg I totally misread this post hahaha I thought you said straight dudes bussies were alive and kicking 🤣 ⚰️