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Rob Else Bloody Rob Else
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He/Him - Cat Dad/Poser Disposer. Brit-Wres/Black Metal.
I like my movies unwatchable, my music unlistenable and my wrestling professional.
Why are Labour using the budget as an opportunity to attack the other parties rather than explain why the budget is good?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
People think that TK's booking always ends with main character Hangman. Nope. They all come back to Samoa Fucking Joe. Which is how every promotion for the last 20 years should have been booked.
Samoa Joe’s AEW World title win at Full Gear was very well planned and has been in the works for a while. The title change wasn't done for shock value. They have a plan behind it.

- Bryan Alvarez
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Hey what are some good PS5 games? Been over on Xbox for a while
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Bought this £300 cat box and they shipped it with a PS5 inside
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
In Fallout 3, if you crouch next to a brahmin (the mutated cows of the Fallout world) you get the option to push it over, this does nothing other than ragdoll the model for a moment.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Weekends should legally be 3 days if you went to watch wrestling on one of the days
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
There's a whole Simpsons episode about this.
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fuck Nuclear Power. We are STILL dealing with the Windscale Fire. That happened in 1957 and final decommision of the place is 2037. 80 years. That's discounting Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, Fukushima etc.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It's my eighth wedding anniversary today. This is not the first time me and my wife have gotten each other, independently, the same silly joke card.

She's fantastic and has put up with my shit for way longer than any reasonable person would have patience for. I'm a big fan of her.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
*AEW SPOILERS* Wait wait wait people are mad that SAMOA JOE, one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, possibly the most well respected active wrestler, and a GOD DAMN monster, is world champion? He should ALWAYS have a belt. Always.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I watched Scott Pilgrim every day for a week when the blu-ray came out.
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Impulse bought a PS5. Looking forward to to being frustrated with Sony's upgrade policies for my old games.
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Really tired of people finding excuses not to watch AEW. Just don't watch. Don't engage with a product you don't enjoy. I don't keep trying little bits of herring and then making grand declarations of how much I don't like it.
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"cool, thanks, have you considered that the event was advertised as 'BLOOD & GUTS'??? The fuck did you expect? You could tune in any other week and watch a high flying technical masterclass with not a drop of blood spilled"
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I feel like for every year that's passed, the jingle hop has begun earlier and earlier
November 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What's everyone favourite games for Game Boy/Game Boy Color outside of the obvious?
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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It’s that time again!
June 20, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Hey this is my match of the year so far. Absolute excellence. Bandit showing just how capable they are against one of the absolute best in the business.
hey hey everyone!

the full match between ZSJ and myself is available for free! go head over to the official GCW YT to check out some sick graps!
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I must clarify - America makes or has innovated quite a lot of food that I, as a larger gentleman, enjoy. I feel sorry that you cannot fathom the joys of mushy peas, beans on toast, black pudding or a delicious Sunday Roast without wishing to adulterate all foods with extra spices.
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I will always fight Americans on British foods. Always. It's not my fault American food standards are lower and you destroy all your food with sugar. Go back to washing your bleached chicken and paying ten dollars for eggs you need to refrigerate.
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Still confused on the American aversion to beans on toast.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Memory Remains is probably the best Metallica song post-Black Album tbh
"ReLoad" was released 28 years ago #OnThisDay in 1997!

What's your favorite song on the album?
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The anniversary of the greatest post in the history of our social network. Leaves IS plants.
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM