Jingling Keys! Fun for babies, not for Batman! 🤣

I will never understand where all these weirdos suddenly appeared from or why we're supposed to take them seriously

"If you can't get Steen, try Steenson" posters already sent to the printers

At some point even invoking Lucy, Charlie Brown and the Football doesn't convey sufficient levels of cosmic futility.

The room is about three paces long and two wide: a mere broom closet or disused tool room. In
the room, a beta is sitting.

"You can't just cop to believing Mexicans are degenerates after decades of call border security a 'jobs issue'."

Turns out you can, turns out there are absolutely no consequences to saying the quiet part loud, ever.

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