Hey! Those are all my favorite shows! 🤣

Sorry to limit interaction. The last thing I need rn is ppl telling me to get rid of my cats and bootstrap myself up. Im already looking for a second job so this doesnt happen again, but *gestures vaguely*...

#mutualaid #catsofbluesky #cat

Same.

ISIL isn't going to throw a sassy hip out like that.

Sir, this is a cock block at Dodger Stadium, not a catwalk.

10/10 would allow her to swipe. If she wants a little nibble (as a treat) she can have that, too.

That absolutely clueless look does so much to weaken my knees. Cheeky little shit knowing he's anything but clueless.

😭 I hope someone comes for him soon! He looks a bit like my wee Arlo with his cute little old man face.

Good boy Cheddar. Purr da mama good and make her feel better.

Here's a picture of my Konrad (ginger), the birthday boy (he's 1) who is completely in love with Clarise, my elderly gal. He made biscuits on her and then LAID DOWN on her. She was not impressed at his audacity, but she allowed it. He's quite of himself. #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #ginger

I think you'd be surprised. The gun toting left doesn't advertise and it goes further down the left spectrum than people realize. We also tend toward having extra disposable income. We just aren't ammosexuals like our conservative counterparts.

Id like to report a mùrdèr. Right there. In that tweet. Damn.

On a positive note: I gave my friend some Wicked fingernail polish in Wicked Witch green for her son. He likes nail polish and, ofc, loves that green. He's a great kid. I think it is important to let kids be kids. #queerauntie #queerenabler #Wicked #I'mGladItsAMovieNow

has to get up at the same time as me. I mean, he comes in and takes a nap after work, but you know, that doesn't count. He's obviously still more tired-er than I can fathom. So much so that he also gets mad when I ask him to do the bare minimum. #marriage #writer #catmom #5amwritersclub #butnotforme