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riverageleis.bsky.social
River Ageleis
@riverageleis.bsky.social
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Totally a real person. Also a nerd. This account is gonna get hella gay real fast. Possibly at warp speed.
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riverageleis.bsky.social
Sorry to limit interaction. The last thing I need rn is ppl telling me to get rid of my cats and bootstrap myself up. Im already looking for a second job so this doesnt happen again, but *gestures vaguely*...

#mutualaid #catsofbluesky #cat
Konrad sits in a chair staring at the camera looking very satisfied with himself. He is unbothered by the fact that one ear is folded back. Konrad has a chicken allergy and IBD and has to be on a specific diet free of chicken.
August 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
riverageleis.bsky.social
Im looking for a little help. I had more bills than check this payday and need $60 for fuel, overdraft, and food for my cats. $25ea would go to overdraft and fuel, $10 for food to get through. They have food allergies to grain/chicken.

Cash app: $riv3rm
Venmo: @riv3rm

#mutualaid #catsofbluesky
This is Clarise. She is almost 11 and is allergic to grain. Clarise is black with a white diamond on her chest. She is lying the bed atop a homemade quilt. This is her favorite place. She needs a special diet free of grain and has eaten a limited ingredient diet since she was 2 due to this allergy.
August 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Here's a picture of my Konrad (ginger), the birthday boy (he's 1) who is completely in love with Clarise, my elderly gal. He made biscuits on her and then LAID DOWN on her. She was not impressed at his audacity, but she allowed it. He's quite of himself. #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #ginger
May 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I only managed a few words today. It's okay. My focus has been on a new kitten and a foster. The girls are not impressed. Mouse is going to write a strongly worded letter about this. The boys are absolute shit factories, but my gods, they are cute. #cat #catsofbluesky #kittens #orangeandblack
A young black cat sits on a pink camouflage fleece throw on a bed. He has a single white spot on his chest and he is licking his lips as he looks into the camera. His name is Arlo and he is approximately 7 months old. There is a small black cat walking across a pink fleece throw. Next to him sits an orange and white cat. It has a white chest and forelegs with a small orange 'mustache' around his mouth and down his chin. His cheeks, forehead, and ears are also orange and he has a white stripes under his eyes and up the bridge of his nose. His name is Conrad and he is approximately 8 months old.
February 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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#5amwritersclub has been successful this week. I've just dropped off from the Bsky grid. 👀 But I have more #plantsofbluesky with wee lettuce, arugula, and broccoli. This is my first year ever to grow early crops, so they may be awesome or a learning experience. #gardener #Writer #sprouts
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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With a rabbit skull that I found in my backyard a million years ago.
January 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I'm grieving with my #trans friends today. Those of us in the #LGBTQIA+ community are looking at a scary 4 years. I will not obey in advance. I will do my best to help my fellow humans. #WeAreInThisTogether #DoNotGoGentle #ILoveYou

Here's my elderly #cat doing what she loves, getting in a box.
January 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Anybody else getting inundated with obvious bot accounts? #bluesky #thebotshavearrive #catsofbluesky #cat #blackcatsofbluesky #blackcat #botaccounts #riseofthemachines

Photo for tax
January 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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WC for #5amwritersclub was meager this morning. Was shy of 200, but had other things going on. Mostly this little shithead trying to steal the bag of skin and coat supplements from the counter that she knows she shouldn't be on. 😅 #Writer #writerslife #catsofbluesky #blackcat #LtDan #cat
December 26, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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Woke up late, but hit my WC. Found my #lemontree blooming again. I love my happy plants, but my life seems so absurd. I guess having a happy plant bloom off season would make a fun writing prompt from the plant's perspective.😄 #plantsofbluesky #5amwritersclub #GreenAcres #Writer #writerscommunity
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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#PerfectCatLoaf In all of Lt. Dan's 21 months, she has never made a perfect loaf. No saloon doors. Not a foot to be seen. #NoTailToHide Also that last expression.😆 #catsofbluesky #blackcat #blackcatsofbluesky #manx #SheGotNoTail
December 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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I'm lost in a sea of the lies I tell myself. No writing, but I have been getting getting yelled at by this little buttless monster. Coffee means play, not wake up. #catsofbluesky #manx #cat #blackcatsofbluesky #blackcat #Menace #IdFightGpdForHer
December 7, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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My first Orange! It was the size of a large marble and sour like a lemon. 😆 I was graced with 1 seed. 10/10 will plant.
#plantsofbluesky #plant #orange #citrus
December 6, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Stratified and planted 2 peach seeds a month-ish ago as an experiment. One germinated and is currently living in the pot with my lemon. The other, sadly, did not make it. I'll have peaches in a few years, tho! #plantsofbluesky #freestonepeach #tinytree #treejourney
December 6, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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One of my favorite things about a #BlackCat is when you can see their little pink chin and lips through their fur.
A black cat lays on top of a fuzzy red and white printed blanket in a brown chair. She is napping. She is the shape of a football. You can see her beans not all tucked under her body.
December 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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I have gotten more interaction since coming here than I ever did at Twitter. (Will deadname mercilessly. Forever) Anyway, here's a #plant. This #Nasturtium grew stealthily under my deck all summer. Don't know how it survived. Just letting it drop its seeds bc it's indestructible. #plantsofbluesky
November 28, 2024 at 11:18 AM
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My brain has been soup all day. No #5amwritersclub. In its place, please find #catsofbluesky. Clarise, lady of the house. She asserts her domination by grooming my partner. Lt. Dan has narry a thought in that noggin.
#blackcat #blackcat #cat
November 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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I hate it when I put my #garliccloves in the fridge and forget about them and then 3 weeks later try to use them only to find out they've decided to sprout. 🫣 I mean, I've been mad at myself for not buying any garlic bulbs this year... #plant #bulbs #GrowingFoodintheFridge
November 25, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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Leroy got a pruning today. In the midst of his pruning, I found these! Fiddleheads! Leroy is growing! #plant #fern #plantsofbluesky
November 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Leroy needs a good pruning. The Citrus Sisters need some love, as well. I gotta get Clarence out of the corner to be decorated next weekend. #plants #trees #flora #housejungle
Leroy the Fern sits in the left foreground. The Citrus Sisters sit in the right foreground. Unnamed plants stand on a baker's rack in front of a large picture window. A large Norfolk Island Pine sits in a tall pot beside a window. It is Clarence the Christmas Tree.
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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#5amwritersclub was mostly a wash again today. I've been full of anxiety since before 5.🥴 Gonna trick myself into thinking I can do something about it. Well, I am going to do something about it. I'm gonna buy a grow light for my winter jungle so it doesn't die. #plants #fern
There is a baker's rack of plants in front of a large picture window. In the foreground there is a pair of legs wearing black and pink sleep pants and fuzzy bear foot slippers. To the left there is a large potted Fern. To the right there are two small Citrus trees with the closest to the camera bearing fruit.
November 23, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Random succulents growing on a glue trap. My kitten pulled the trap from behind the toilet. May I one day have the determination of these little bastards. (That are now growing happily in a pot with a lemon sedum.) #gardening #succulent #plants
November 20, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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Not even 5 minutes. My LEDs under the cabinet turn on and I yell across the house, "Bitch!" Before I can complete my thought, this goblin jumps down from the counter and sprints to me with a 'mrrp!' She knows she isn't supposed to be on the counter. She has her own stool. #BlackCat #cat #goblin
November 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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May you have the fortitude of these little bastards.
November 3, 2024 at 3:14 PM