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ripple
@ripple.on.computer
(he/him, 🇨🇦)
kinda good c programmer, ideally funny, former professional Dell enjoyer
server: https://discord.com/invite/Q98vQYqdJE
pfp sourced from: @averagedoctor.posts.art
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me when i jork it
bad idea: dial-a-song type thing but you record new songs over the same tape so the quality just progressively gets shittier
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
i concede that ibm watson would best me in a game of jeopardy, but i could beat it at scrabble, so really it comes down to the better wikipedia speedrunner
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
October 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i know like practically nothing about medicine but it always pisses me off when they defibrillate someone without a pulse. thats not how that works
iirc you use defibrillation on like ventricular fibrillation i think
when you have someone flatlining (asystole) you do CPR
watch as im completely wrong
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
how come every time i see a picture involving toro inoue hes always in some fucking predicament
October 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
moonbase alpha if it was japanese: aiueo
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
top 3 movies you should watch!:
1. Joint Pain (1963)
2. Joint Pain (1963)
3. Joint Pain (1963)⁶

⁶Joint Pain (1963) is not a movie that exists.
October 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
what radiohead even about 🥀🥀🥀
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
update: no idea why i was excited for that this shit sucks
i dont want to sound like an apple dickrider but i cant wait for the next ios the redesign looks kinda cool from what ive seen
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
whatever. go my fuckass parodies of radiohead album covers i did for a dumb bit in a discord server
September 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
@nlfar.neocities.org i found you while i was watching the youtubes
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Message to the Youtube:
liking radiohead DOES NOT mean i like Creep
i drop my mic at thee!
September 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by ripple
repost to scare a bluesky moderator
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
if i had a time machine i would go back in time to give a caveman magnets
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
no way like breaking bad!!!
September 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
call me knives out by radiohead because im cooked
im not cooked i just cant sleep
September 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
unfathomable comeback also no offence but i kinda forgot about your account
This iS the first Time I log Into The account in about A Year give me a Parodyhater Branded ™™™™ Break
i have the suspicion the PARODYHATER37000 bluesky account is dead
September 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
#​The Ball
September 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reposted by ripple
this was his refsheet btw lol. haha even

#ocart (i don't tag my posts often. i should do that. or not. i don't know)
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
thats it im crucificating you (i suck at drawing but its about sending a message)
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
if i was a judge i would ragebait the defendant and then sentence them to death when they get mad at me
September 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i have understood half of this joke now
"ham" is a term for an actor who is excessively theatrical (the origin of the phrase "hamming it up")
i dont get the rest though
i dont get it am i stupid
what actors call that one legend who’s always overacting
September 4, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Reposted by ripple
i just watched this fucking alien documentary in VC with @ripple.on.computer a bit ago and it is just as insane as you think it is
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
without context "expanding racks" is probably someones fetish
August 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
thom yorke if i forgot what he looked like
August 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM