And suddenly you're finding out
the facts of life are all about

Admittedly that’s one of the best theme songs of all time. The Facts of Life is another persistent earworm for me.

I am pretty sure in order for a passport photo to be accepted, the subject must look either homicidal or suicidal. In my most recently expired p/port, I look *exactly* like the line-mouth emoji😐

If you want good art - excellent movies, compelling series, incredible novels, any kind of story at all - we need a model that pays writers and artists properly, not one that prioritises a privileged few while feeding shareholders by the billion and throwing scraps to everyone else.

Eee! Is that a wee panty I see?

Sour, dude.

the yhf h8 saddens me. fwiw I actually prefer A Ghost Is Born, but I do genuinely like yhf and the lyrics (all my lies are always wishes, etc.)

I blame this entirely on Peter Capaldi bcs recently rewatched the Doctor Who 2014 Xmas special.

And further, upon waking, be glad it was a dream and go back to sleep without fretting about what almost happened. It didn’t. It won’t. It’s 3:30am. GO TO SLEEP.

And upon falling asleep, do not immediately return to the same dream which I then believe is real and the awakening was the dream.

Peri. UGH, autocorrect!

Yeah, and I currently look like premenopausal Richard Nixon with Shaun Ryder’s curtains-fringe.

Cookie Jack and Brendan live in my heart always 🥰