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Derek
@ricketyshack.ca
Music guy who rambles about pretty much anything. Media, IT bullshit, MMA, Magic: The Gathering, whatever.

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Welcome to Facebook, where a guy in a balaclava will tell you how to pick up women.
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What if I were to steal Ghost's aesthetic, hire a bunch of ringers, and disguise it as an organic band of my own creation? Ho-ho-ho-ho, delightfully devilish Seymour.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I feel like the guy who produced Shinedown should sit this one out.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Computer, show me the last thing I would ever want to hear.

[number crunching noises intensify]
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think Pfizer just found a cure for all those women getting stuck in dryers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
More:
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I figured things didn't look good when Vitriol lost a bassist and a guitarist before I saw them this year. After finding replacements, the band now produces a gem of a headline and post from the new ex-members:
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You right now:

(The gloves mean you don't leave any fingerprints on websites.)
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw my last show of the year on the weekend. Hopefully the fates align and I can get to as many shows in 2026.
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hey, is it good that YouTube runs ads for apps like this?
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
All I can think of:
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Happy Thursday the 20th to all who celebrate:
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Finally got my hard copy of this year's best metal album — courtesy of The Project Hate.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I'm thinking back to the Paul / Tyson fight...
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I could have saved this guy a lot of time and money and just told him that they are in fact delicious.
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Sir, something remarkable is happening. Magician Guys and Classic Rock Guys have teamed up.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
LMFAO imagine having conversations like this on a construction project:
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Every word of this gets dumber and dumber. Why can't these losers just count their money and fuck off?
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This gambling scandal was brought to you by [squinting] DRAFT KINGS?!
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Guys, we really need to do something about this redditor babytalk...

Imagine saying this out loud and telling people that you are, in fact, a fully-formed adult.
November 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Got to do some old school nonsense at tonight's Commander games. #mtg
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Who am I to argue with savings like this?
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM