the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

Happy Ides everyone!
I know times are tough and it’s hard to enjoy anything right now, but please take a stab at it.

NHL sniper Brett Hull, mountain bike legend Alison Sydor and basketball star Robert Sacré join builders Fen Burdett and Larry Reda in the class of 2025

Reclining your seat on a plane is boomer coded. There is a marginal increase in comfort in exchange for a significantly worse impact on the person behind

We have to be out of goodwill for Elon and his lack of social awareness. Either he’s as brilliant as he/people say, he’s or a useful idiot. No matter what he’s signalling dangerous ideas. It’s a bad precedent to keep shrugging him off. At a certain point you gotta call it for what he is

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

I’ve got a weird feeling I’m forgetting something. It’s probably nothing tho

Been away from home 7 of the last 8 days. Another two nights to go but I miss my wife a lot. Also in a kinda boring part of the world with boring coworkers so not much to do to escape the longing

Had a great time hanging out with my friends today

Stayed at a cabin this weekend that kinda gave me the creeps. Too many windows maybe? Big place but always felt like someone else was just around the corner, just out of sight

Everybody’s “they let us get to Friday again” until it’s been 1832 Fridays and you realize there are only 1831 left

Every morning I wake up and think to myself “Ahh, not again”