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"What do you say to a boy to let
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"What do you say to a boy to let
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
him know you're not interested?"
"Let me handle this, Marge. I've heard them all.
I like you as a friend.
I think we should see other people
I no speak english.
I'm married to the sea.
I don't want to kill you, but I will..."
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"Do you want to see my new
chain saw and hockey mask?!"
chain saw and hockey mask?!"
February 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Do you want to see my new
chain saw and hockey mask?!"
chain saw and hockey mask?!"
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"Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Then, you should have been early."
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Then, you should have been early."
February 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Sorry I'm late, everyone.
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Then, you should have been early."
Somebody tampered with my brakes."
"Then, you should have been early."
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"Moe, this is L.S. Calling for H.S."
"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."
"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."
February 8, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"Moe, this is L.S. Calling for H.S."
"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."
"Just gimme the bet, Lisa."
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"Come on, Lenny I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus.
What do you say?"
"Nah."
"Come on."
"Nah."
"Oh, come on."
"Ah."
"Yes! Now that Lenny's in Carl will fall like a domino."
What do you say?"
"Nah."
"Come on."
"Nah."
"Oh, come on."
"Ah."
"Yes! Now that Lenny's in Carl will fall like a domino."
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
"Come on, Lenny I need four more guys to fill my Super Bowl bus.
What do you say?"
"Nah."
"Come on."
"Nah."
"Oh, come on."
"Ah."
"Yes! Now that Lenny's in Carl will fall like a domino."
What do you say?"
"Nah."
"Come on."
"Nah."
"Oh, come on."
"Ah."
"Yes! Now that Lenny's in Carl will fall like a domino."
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"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
February 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Mindy, because of our uncontrollable attraction,
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
I think we should avoid each other from now on."
"Max, what I did, I did because of alcohol and anger."
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand.
The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
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"Jiminy cricket! Whoo! Expired ham."
February 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Jiminy cricket! Whoo! Expired ham."
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"Put out an A.P.B. On a Uosdwis r. Dewoh.
Uh, better start with Greektown."
Uh, better start with Greektown."
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Put out an A.P.B. On a Uosdwis r. Dewoh.
Uh, better start with Greektown."
Uh, better start with Greektown."
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"Okay, F.D.R. is in the White House
an ice cream cone costs a nickel
and a hot new tune by Benny Goodman
is hitting the charts. The year is 1939."
"19...1939!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Ive got to warn everybody about Hitler!
And get to the ice cream store!"
an ice cream cone costs a nickel
and a hot new tune by Benny Goodman
is hitting the charts. The year is 1939."
"19...1939!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Ive got to warn everybody about Hitler!
And get to the ice cream store!"
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"Okay, F.D.R. is in the White House
an ice cream cone costs a nickel
and a hot new tune by Benny Goodman
is hitting the charts. The year is 1939."
"19...1939!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Ive got to warn everybody about Hitler!
And get to the ice cream store!"
an ice cream cone costs a nickel
and a hot new tune by Benny Goodman
is hitting the charts. The year is 1939."
"19...1939!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Oh my god. Ive gone back in time!
Ive got to warn everybody about Hitler!
And get to the ice cream store!"
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"Come, family.
Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask
in television's warm, glowing, warming glow."
Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask
in television's warm, glowing, warming glow."
February 1, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Come, family.
Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask
in television's warm, glowing, warming glow."
Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask
in television's warm, glowing, warming glow."
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90% of the reason I own a Commodore 64 is to listen to cool SID music
January 31, 2026 at 5:13 AM
90% of the reason I own a Commodore 64 is to listen to cool SID music
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"I love these real saturdays.
They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday
that almost got me fired."
They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday
that almost got me fired."
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"I love these real saturdays.
They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday
that almost got me fired."
They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday
that almost got me fired."
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"Bart, you didn't finish
your spaghetti and Moe Balls.
*Silence, you fool.
It can be ours.*
Run, boy! Run."
your spaghetti and Moe Balls.
*Silence, you fool.
It can be ours.*
Run, boy! Run."
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Bart, you didn't finish
your spaghetti and Moe Balls.
*Silence, you fool.
It can be ours.*
Run, boy! Run."
your spaghetti and Moe Balls.
*Silence, you fool.
It can be ours.*
Run, boy! Run."
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"The floor feels a little gritty here."
"Yeah. We ran out of floorboards there
so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"
"Yeah. We ran out of floorboards there
so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"The floor feels a little gritty here."
"Yeah. We ran out of floorboards there
so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"
"Yeah. We ran out of floorboards there
so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!"
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"Hey, hey ya there, Midge.
Oh, gee, I like what you done to your hair."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe.
I hope you understand I'm too tense
to pretend I like you."
Oh, gee, I like what you done to your hair."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe.
I hope you understand I'm too tense
to pretend I like you."
January 27, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Hey, hey ya there, Midge.
Oh, gee, I like what you done to your hair."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe.
I hope you understand I'm too tense
to pretend I like you."
Oh, gee, I like what you done to your hair."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe.
I hope you understand I'm too tense
to pretend I like you."
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"D'oh! The bee bit my bottom!
Now my bottom's big!"
Now my bottom's big!"
January 26, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"D'oh! The bee bit my bottom!
Now my bottom's big!"
Now my bottom's big!"
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"Ah, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Ah, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun."
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"You are... in grave danger!"
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
"You are... in grave danger!"
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"Am I so out of touch?
No. It's the children who are wrong."
No. It's the children who are wrong."
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Am I so out of touch?
No. It's the children who are wrong."
No. It's the children who are wrong."
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"Yeah, Moe, that team
sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before
but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked."
sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before
but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked."
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Yeah, Moe, that team
sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before
but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked."
sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked!
I've seen teams suck before
but they were the suckiest bunch
of sucks that ever sucked."
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"Are you squandering the precious
gift of life In front of the idiot box?
Are you on your third beer
Of the evening?"
"Does whiskey count as beer?"
"Maybe its time you joined the
exciting field of monorail conducting
by enrolling at the Lanley Institute."
"Marge I want to be a monorail conductor"
gift of life In front of the idiot box?
Are you on your third beer
Of the evening?"
"Does whiskey count as beer?"
"Maybe its time you joined the
exciting field of monorail conducting
by enrolling at the Lanley Institute."
"Marge I want to be a monorail conductor"
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Are you squandering the precious
gift of life In front of the idiot box?
Are you on your third beer
Of the evening?"
"Does whiskey count as beer?"
"Maybe its time you joined the
exciting field of monorail conducting
by enrolling at the Lanley Institute."
"Marge I want to be a monorail conductor"
gift of life In front of the idiot box?
Are you on your third beer
Of the evening?"
"Does whiskey count as beer?"
"Maybe its time you joined the
exciting field of monorail conducting
by enrolling at the Lanley Institute."
"Marge I want to be a monorail conductor"
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"Hey, Burnsie!
This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much. I had a great time.
I just want to shake your hand.
You're the greatest."
"Smithers, help!"
This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much. I had a great time.
I just want to shake your hand.
You're the greatest."
"Smithers, help!"
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
"Hey, Burnsie!
This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much. I had a great time.
I just want to shake your hand.
You're the greatest."
"Smithers, help!"
This was some swell shindig.
Thank you very much. I had a great time.
I just want to shake your hand.
You're the greatest."
"Smithers, help!"