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Banjo the Riot Elephant
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I genuinely believe that Sacks is the dumbest person in Elon's orbit and I don't think it's particularly close.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There are so many teams that are relying on defense and just-barely-good-enough QB play.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm a straight guy that sometimes struggles to see the attractiveness of men generally considered by women to be very attractive (e.g. George Clooney). But even I think Josh Allen is just straightforwardly handsome. I feel like there has to be a jealousy angle here because this makes no sense.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Well she did admit to being an Ann Coulter fan girl when she was younger.
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I barely made it through her excerpt because the leftover stench from her fart sniffing was unbearable.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Someone in my family was director of nursing at a nursing home and their staffing levels have been in continual distress since COVID. That just accelerates the burnout for everyone still showing up every day. That combined with the upcoming Medicaid cuts is going to destroy nursing homes.
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Reposted by Banjo the Riot Elephant
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Seriously some of the most self-indulgent tortured shit I've ever read.
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We don't have to welcome people to our side, but I think in a lot of instances, people engage in unproductive catharsis when someone is admitting their mistakes. Like they're taking the first opportunity possible to yell at someone just because they're finally within earshot.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The most he offered was 100k and you could tell that all of those guys were only thinking about what it would feel like to win 100k, not about how they would react to needing to execute shots with 100k on the line and potentially losing a point for your team.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
At one point during the event, he was offering teams that won on the final hole of their match extra money to go back and play the final hole again with their match point at risk. All of the degenerates were appalled when the teams rejected his offers, even though it was logically the correct choice
November 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He had a 10k bet on the finals in a tournament that he hosted AND was the final say on all rules judgements. And he was actively meddling with his employee that was playing in the finals, trying to get in his head.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Starkest example I've seen recently: The Internet Invitational golf tournament that Barstool hosted. There are a handful of guys from that group that are utterly degenerate gambling addicts, especially Portnoy. Dude was bumbling around the golf course the whole event trying to get his fix.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Yep. I knew immediately what it was and where it was from.
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I read this two minutes ago and my ears are still ringing.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Who do you think gambles on Ja?
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lmao right as I was typing this post, I got this notification. Can't make this up.
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Granted I've only been through each of them once so it may have been a fluke, but my Dulles experience was worse than LaGuardia. I did not enjoy the mobile lounge experience at all.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He is actually a fairly competent economist. He just lost his damn mind and left his lane.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I haven't seen anything to suggest that the deal included the House. I think Dems are just trying to get them on the record voting against it. I don't think they expect it to pass the vote in the Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I wonder if he found this plausible because it's something HE would do.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
They took him out back and shot him after this. He's a literal glue guy now.
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM