Carl Knecht
@rialtus.com
Husband. Cat food dispenser. Corporate minion trying to worm his way through IT.
Today's Wordle would have been better suited for Monday.
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Today's Wordle would have been better suited for Monday.
O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
O give me a home,
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
Where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play,
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word,
'Cause what can an antelope say?
I already knew we were the bad guys. You didn't have to keep proving it.
The White House said that it is “discussing a range of options” to acquire Greenland, noting that using the US military is not off the table. https://cnn.it/4q9FdtH
January 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I already knew we were the bad guys. You didn't have to keep proving it.
Reposted by Carl Knecht
I know this feels impossible now, but I swear, on January 6 itself, there was a pretty broad bipartisan consensus that storming the Capitol to find and kill lawmakers was bad, and that Trump was responsible for inciting his followers to try it
January 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I know this feels impossible now, but I swear, on January 6 itself, there was a pretty broad bipartisan consensus that storming the Capitol to find and kill lawmakers was bad, and that Trump was responsible for inciting his followers to try it
Of the 59 people mentioned in the 1989 Billy Joel classic "We Didn't Start the Fire," just three remain living now that Brigitte Bardot has passed. (Source: u/cavedave on Reddit)
December 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Of the 59 people mentioned in the 1989 Billy Joel classic "We Didn't Start the Fire," just three remain living now that Brigitte Bardot has passed. (Source: u/cavedave on Reddit)
Remember for a hot second when The National Enquirer tried doing legit stories and was actual news?
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Remember for a hot second when The National Enquirer tried doing legit stories and was actual news?
Music has the power to move us, to take us to a place where we may not have known we needed to go. With that in mind, I present my favorite version of “O Holy Night” performed by Trombone Shorty. I hope it moves you as it does me all these years later.
Oh Holy Night | Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
YouTube video by Tim White
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Music has the power to move us, to take us to a place where we may not have known we needed to go. With that in mind, I present my favorite version of “O Holy Night” performed by Trombone Shorty. I hope it moves you as it does me all these years later.
So Syria is where we're starting a war to try to take away attention from the Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So Syria is where we're starting a war to try to take away attention from the Epstein files.
It amazes me what talent people have. To that point, please enjoy these silent monks, singing “Hallelujah.”
Silent Monks Singing Halleluia
YouTube video by Sally Mathes
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It amazes me what talent people have. To that point, please enjoy these silent monks, singing “Hallelujah.”
Five years ago, they held a 3 hour Friday afternoon meeting and asked "What hobby have you picked up in 2020?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Five years ago, they held a 3 hour Friday afternoon meeting and asked "What hobby have you picked up in 2020?"
My work, in an effort to stifle any enjoyment or risk, has blocked tenor and giphy. Whatcha gonna do?
[Elmo shrug]
[Elmo shrug]
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My work, in an effort to stifle any enjoyment or risk, has blocked tenor and giphy. Whatcha gonna do?
[Elmo shrug]
[Elmo shrug]
Linear TV is dying a slow death.
The Oscars Moving to YouTube Beginning in 2029, Will Stream Free Worldwide
The Oscars will air on YouTube starting in 2029.
variety.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Linear TV is dying a slow death.
There will never be a larger number of people older than you.
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There will never be a larger number of people older than you.
This preview quote pretty much sums up my feelings.
“It makes me sick to feel relief that it was the Reiner’s son, Nick, whom the police arrested. As disgusting as it is, I’m relieved that the perpetrator appears to have had no greater motivation than mental illness and a monstrous drug addiction.” michaelianblack.substack.com/p/inconceiva...
Inconceivable
I wasn’t even 10 when Ronald Reagan got shot in 1981.
michaelianblack.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This preview quote pretty much sums up my feelings.
He also directed "8 The Play" taking actual transcripts from the court case and making an amazing play with a few friends (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Martin Sheen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jane Lynch, and Kevin Bacon just to start)
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He also directed "8 The Play" taking actual transcripts from the court case and making an amazing play with a few friends (George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Martin Sheen, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jane Lynch, and Kevin Bacon just to start)
Reposted by Carl Knecht
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
Great. Let's do @latenightseth.bsky.social next! #StrikeForceFive
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Great. Let's do @latenightseth.bsky.social next! #StrikeForceFive
Good things I have today off. I just found out my car was sold in Arizona in May. You know, the car I bought in 2023 and is sitting out in the driveway. Need the DMV to figure out what chaos happened and correct it so I can get my annual registration complete.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Good things I have today off. I just found out my car was sold in Arizona in May. You know, the car I bought in 2023 and is sitting out in the driveway. Need the DMV to figure out what chaos happened and correct it so I can get my annual registration complete.
Edge Workspaces was introduced as a collaborative space where you work alongside your team on a set of tabs. Microsoft even put out a video explaining how you "Browse together" using this.
Anyway, the collaboration and sharing are being killed starting in mid-February 2026 per MC1192661.
Anyway, the collaboration and sharing are being killed starting in mid-February 2026 per MC1192661.
Microsoft Edge Workspaces: Browse together
YouTube video by Microsoft Edge
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Edge Workspaces was introduced as a collaborative space where you work alongside your team on a set of tabs. Microsoft even put out a video explaining how you "Browse together" using this.
Anyway, the collaboration and sharing are being killed starting in mid-February 2026 per MC1192661.
Anyway, the collaboration and sharing are being killed starting in mid-February 2026 per MC1192661.
If the phrase "Nobody beats Howard's" means anything to you, you should know the company abruptly went out of business today.
December 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If the phrase "Nobody beats Howard's" means anything to you, you should know the company abruptly went out of business today.
"QuickTime Turn 34"
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"QuickTime Turn 34"
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
That reminds me, I need to take my vitamins.
And I know someone who just got one in the mail this week. Yay...
Certain glucose monitors from Abbott Diabetes Care are providing users with incorrect glucose readings, an error that has been linked with the deaths of at least seven people and more than 700 serious injuries worldwide, according to an alert from the FDA. https://cnn.it/4rzflsg
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And I know someone who just got one in the mail this week. Yay...
Seen on @paramountplus.com today. Given the recent changes with CBS News, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Seen on @paramountplus.com today. Given the recent changes with CBS News, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
....and I've Whammed out. Thanks USPS! #whammagedeon
December 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
....and I've Whammed out. Thanks USPS! #whammagedeon
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM