Rheele
@rheele.bsky.social
Wife guy, Gamerguy, generally frustrated guy. I've forgotten more US geography than most fools will ever know | he/him
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Rheele
@rheele.bsky.social
· Mar 14
"I'm jacking in" I say, jacking into the system. The crowd loves me, I'm the ultimate hacker
"I'm jacking off" I say, having finished jacking in, my task completed. Where are my adoring fans now?
"I'm jacking off" I say, having finished jacking in, my task completed. Where are my adoring fans now?
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“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Gore Verbinski Sounds Off on AI as He Launches ‘Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die’
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ filmmaker is back after nearly a decade, and is ready to skewer how technology has taken over our lives (even more) in that time: “Why is AI helping me write a song or t...
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February 9, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“Why is AI helping me write a song or tell a story? Send some shit through a black hole; do something that we can’t do. Or dig a ditch; do the shit we don’t want to do. Why is it coming after the stuff that we essentially need to do to be human beings?”
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Maybe if I refresh the tracking information my package will come faster
February 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Maybe if I refresh the tracking information my package will come faster
Checking with the host of the super bowl party I'm going to and realizing there are gonna be so many meats but no ferments at all. It's 2 PM already, there's no way there are still any at the store... I don't have time to make any, this party is going to be a disaster
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Checking with the host of the super bowl party I'm going to and realizing there are gonna be so many meats but no ferments at all. It's 2 PM already, there's no way there are still any at the store... I don't have time to make any, this party is going to be a disaster
Guy who recently ramped up his human trafficking operation: "we are experts in dealing with children"
Bovino: "Here in the US Border Patrol, I will say unequivocally that we are experts in dealing with children"
January 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Guy who recently ramped up his human trafficking operation: "we are experts in dealing with children"
Guy who thinks a ghostwriter is when an autobiography about a dead person is published posthumously
January 23, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Guy who thinks a ghostwriter is when an autobiography about a dead person is published posthumously
Bought too many Special Treats post holiday season and now the malaise has set in
January 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Bought too many Special Treats post holiday season and now the malaise has set in
Reinventing karma from first principles
January 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Reinventing karma from first principles
Woke is when a woman does politics
This person analyzes american politics for a living
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writing.yaschamounk.com/p/help-me-un...
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Woke is when a woman does politics
Let's pretend my Gregor Samsa post yesterday was a reply to this
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Let's pretend my Gregor Samsa post yesterday was a reply to this
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ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
December 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court—
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
Calling the run of One Piece that just ended Season 1 is one of the funniest bits great job everyone
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Calling the run of One Piece that just ended Season 1 is one of the funniest bits great job everyone
It's ok Miku, Tilly Norwood will never be you
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's ok Miku, Tilly Norwood will never be you
I'm like Gregor Samsa if he went to work after turning into a bug but no one noticed
December 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm like Gregor Samsa if he went to work after turning into a bug but no one noticed
The "good economy" is right around the corner in that it's on a string that's tied to our belt as we keep going around in circles and it's just out of reach
Rep. Michael Rulli: "I think we're really gonna see an economy hopefully by Easter that is roaring"
December 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The "good economy" is right around the corner in that it's on a string that's tied to our belt as we keep going around in circles and it's just out of reach
Pretending to be productive while my boss sits behind me on the quietest Monday of all time
December 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Pretending to be productive while my boss sits behind me on the quietest Monday of all time
Mysterious long haired stranger who spends Christmas ending every interaction with "Happy Birthday! ---- I mean merry Christmas"
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mysterious long haired stranger who spends Christmas ending every interaction with "Happy Birthday! ---- I mean merry Christmas"
They're calling him the most 29 year old man of all time
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They're calling him the most 29 year old man of all time
I might be naive, but I don't think "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission" is good government policy, and talking down to people who suggest otherwise is bad
Q: Does the administration need to go to Congress to conduct land strikes in Venezuela?
RUBIO: I'm not gonna speculate about things that haven't happened and may never happen. To this point, nothing has happened that requires us to notify Congress
RUBIO: I'm not gonna speculate about things that haven't happened and may never happen. To this point, nothing has happened that requires us to notify Congress
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I might be naive, but I don't think "it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission" is good government policy, and talking down to people who suggest otherwise is bad
7 hours remain I sublimate into the loam that is Minecraft and house husbanding
December 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
7 hours remain I sublimate into the loam that is Minecraft and house husbanding
"The Chicago murder house--"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"The Chicago murder house--"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
"You mean H.H. Holmes'?"
"No, Kevin McAllister's"
I hope live action Link never rolls or says HYAA! once
December 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I hope live action Link never rolls or says HYAA! once
So am I supposed to be dressing up at the airport or not
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So am I supposed to be dressing up at the airport or not
The real problem with Humphrey's Executor is that it sounds like a wizard spell and not a legal precedent. What do you mean our government order is partially upheld by Tenser's Transformation? What's protecting gov employees is Galder's Tower? That SCOTUS is striking down Otiluke's Freezing Sphere?
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The real problem with Humphrey's Executor is that it sounds like a wizard spell and not a legal precedent. What do you mean our government order is partially upheld by Tenser's Transformation? What's protecting gov employees is Galder's Tower? That SCOTUS is striking down Otiluke's Freezing Sphere?
Flaming bow that shoots regular arrows
December 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Flaming bow that shoots regular arrows