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Ryan Steele
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Mostly harmless.
What a coincidence, we have our staff Christmas party this evening and I was planning on getting professionally incapacitated too.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well done! Wanna see the scary thing I found when I pulled back the stove in a house I rented years ago?
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
That’s the thing, though: you don’t get to vote for a party, or a prime minister. You get to vote for the person who will represent your electoral district in parliament, and that’s it.

If more people voted for the person rather than the party, we would have a better government.
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That chip appears to be affected by the F100F bug.
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dude, you need to set up a camera and monetize those startled reactions.
October 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They couldn’t make it work until Microsoft added Agent Mode to Excel.
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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September 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
LOAD "JENGA",8,1
September 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wingaty bingaty,
Rotating Sandwiches!
Watch Lauren’s lunch spin right
Before your eyes.

While I’m enjoying the
Circumcharcuterie,
Finding your Bluesky has
Been the real prize.
July 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Like, you’re asking to speak to god’s manager?
July 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m pretty sure I had a 4x4 rage room tailgating me on the highway yesterday.
June 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Exclusive leaked screenshot from Iranian cyber headquarters
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Hey, as long as there is a mechanism to revive the passengers at their destination, I don’t mind being unconscious for the trip. Pretty innovative tbh
June 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ooh, or Uncle Jack Kelly!
May 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Would you rather fight a cow-sized crab or 100 crab-sized cows
May 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM