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Ryan Steele
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Well done! Wanna see the scary thing I found when I pulled back the stove in a house I rented years ago?
A photo of the power cord for an electric stove. Something has chewed through the outer sheath as well as the insulation around the individual conductors in multiple locations, exposing the bare copper conductors.
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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What I hear in my head every time I open an email saved to a file from Microsoft Outlook #homestarrunner
A screenshot from the episode of Teen Girl Squad on homestarrunner.com where they go shopping at the mall and order pan-Asian cuisine and The Ugly One gets MSG'd
July 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Exclusive leaked screenshot from Iranian cyber headquarters
A screenshot of the Winnuke V95 app. On the left, an image of an orange mushroom cloud with a skull superimposed on each corner. In the middle, the text “(c)1997 BurntBogus of the Den. Greets to Hound Dog” and a “Nuke ME 95” button. On the right, fields for “Nuke IP address” and “Nuke with message”.
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Obviously you can’t use ordinary water.
A bottle of Smart Water
May 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The Windows 11 lock screen is cool because it tells me about events "near me" that are actually nowhere near me, and uses the wrong time zone while it does so
A crop of a screenshot showing an "Event near you" widget which reads: "The Barricade Boys, Edmonds Center for th..., Friday, April 11, 2:30AM"
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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#ElbowsUp
The National Film Board of Canada logo with the words "Elbows Up" where the wordmark would normally be. The logo comprises a figure with its arms outstretched. An arch connects the hands, forming an eye. Or perhaps its hands are actually its elbows…
March 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Microsoft is truly on the leading edge when it comes to breaking their Admin portals in unique and interesting ways. #Intune
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I love Alec’s videos, but this is “toaster guy” and always will be
A man with long white hair, a white beard, and horn-rimmed glasses stands in front of a microphone. He has a toaster on a long strap slung over his neck, and a fork in each hand.
December 14, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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This paragraph from learn.microsoft.com/en-us/mem/in... is what support pointed to:
The non-security expedite updates apply to Windows 11 devices. If Windows 10 devices are assigned to an Expedite policy that sets a D release, then those devices are not expedited and show an alert in the following reports. Reports > Windows Updates > Reports Tab > Windows Expedited Update Report Devices > Manage updates > Windows 10 and later updates > Monitor tab > Expedited quality update policies with alerts tile, and click the title.
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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Did you look under the sofa cushions, Microsoft.SharePoint.exe? When my procedure entry point goes missing, that's where I usually find it.
A screenshot of a Windows error message. The title bar says "Microsoft.SharePoint.exe - Entry Point Not Found". The message says: "The procedure entry point ?GetHandleFromFilePointer@Odfs@@YA?AVODResult@@PEBU_iobuf@@AEAV?$shared_ptr@VIHandle@Odfs@@@std@@@Z could not be located in the dynamic link library C:\Program Files\Microsoft OneDrive\24.216.1027.0001\Microsoft.SharePoint.dll."
November 13, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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search your camera roll for “hell”
A photo of a photocopy of the first page of the script for a play called “Après Opera”.
October 10, 2024 at 8:37 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #448,967!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #448,967, Ryan Steele ‪@rgsteele.ca‬, joined on Aug 2, 2023"
October 9, 2024 at 9:25 PM