Rex Huppke
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
After I escaped the woke, I also had an American flag appear on my the skin of my upper arm.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
After I escaped the woke, I also had an American flag appear on my the skin of my upper arm.
You’re not accounting for how a turtle’s body changes when it abandons wokeness.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You’re not accounting for how a turtle’s body changes when it abandons wokeness.