Rex Halligan
@rexhalligan.bsky.social
Professional Firefighter. Burlesque performer. Union strong. General history and science nerd.
This 23 year old in MN blew the roof off this daycare fraud by showing up to the daycares!
My brother in Christ, go to a daycare and say “hi, I’m just here to film the children for a bit.” In a red state, you’d be shot in the first 30 seconds.
My brother in Christ, go to a daycare and say “hi, I’m just here to film the children for a bit.” In a red state, you’d be shot in the first 30 seconds.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
This 23 year old in MN blew the roof off this daycare fraud by showing up to the daycares!
My brother in Christ, go to a daycare and say “hi, I’m just here to film the children for a bit.” In a red state, you’d be shot in the first 30 seconds.
My brother in Christ, go to a daycare and say “hi, I’m just here to film the children for a bit.” In a red state, you’d be shot in the first 30 seconds.
Can’t wait for China to snatch our President, and I can point to the celebration in Washington Square and say “but look how happy the Americans are!”
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Can’t wait for China to snatch our President, and I can point to the celebration in Washington Square and say “but look how happy the Americans are!”
I’m at the age where I’ll think a celebrity is cute, look her up, and get skeeved out with myself if she’s like 22. So I’m pretty sure a huge chunk of men are just straight pedos.
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I’m at the age where I’ll think a celebrity is cute, look her up, and get skeeved out with myself if she’s like 22. So I’m pretty sure a huge chunk of men are just straight pedos.
Another odd indicator of the K shaped economy. The $400/ticket New Year’s Eve events seem to be selling out, the $90/ticket ones seem to still be running sales on 12/30; and I’ve never seen so many performers have their gigs pulled last minute.
We’re well into the second gilded age.
We’re well into the second gilded age.
December 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Another odd indicator of the K shaped economy. The $400/ticket New Year’s Eve events seem to be selling out, the $90/ticket ones seem to still be running sales on 12/30; and I’ve never seen so many performers have their gigs pulled last minute.
We’re well into the second gilded age.
We’re well into the second gilded age.
A24: “So it’s a movie about two incels that kidnap a CEO, because they think she’s an alien. Maybe go minimalist. Just ominous tones, and silence?”
Guy who scored BUGONIA:
Guy who scored BUGONIA:
December 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A24: “So it’s a movie about two incels that kidnap a CEO, because they think she’s an alien. Maybe go minimalist. Just ominous tones, and silence?”
Guy who scored BUGONIA:
Guy who scored BUGONIA:
Odessa A’Zion sounds like a J.K. Rowling character
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Odessa A’Zion sounds like a J.K. Rowling character
A child trafficker meets with POTUS’ personal lawyer, lies about POTUS innocence, and gets transferred to a min. security camp with special privileges. Emails drop with indisputable proof that she lied.
Dems: Haha, Trump sucked dick
Dems: Haha, Trump sucked dick
min.security
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A child trafficker meets with POTUS’ personal lawyer, lies about POTUS innocence, and gets transferred to a min. security camp with special privileges. Emails drop with indisputable proof that she lied.
Dems: Haha, Trump sucked dick
Dems: Haha, Trump sucked dick
Burn the Democratic Party to the ground
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Burn the Democratic Party to the ground
Not the fucking Razor Ramon pyro at Charlie Kirk’s funeral
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Not the fucking Razor Ramon pyro at Charlie Kirk’s funeral
Watching Next Gen Chef, chefs are competing at the CIA. First challenge is to create a menu based on the CIA graduate you’ve been assigned to emulate. There’s a team assigned “Anthony Bourdain.” If their first course isn’t “go out into the alley and do this bump” then what’s the point of this?
September 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Watching Next Gen Chef, chefs are competing at the CIA. First challenge is to create a menu based on the CIA graduate you’ve been assigned to emulate. There’s a team assigned “Anthony Bourdain.” If their first course isn’t “go out into the alley and do this bump” then what’s the point of this?
“Tickets are more at the door, but you can save $5 by preordering tickets, with a $5 eventbrite fee!”
September 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Tickets are more at the door, but you can save $5 by preordering tickets, with a $5 eventbrite fee!”
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a they, asking you to send in your music
September 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m just a boy, standing in front of a they, asking you to send in your music
Whoever is running the gay 90’s EDM party on Myrtle Ave called “Aphex Twinks” -Bravo. No notes
September 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whoever is running the gay 90’s EDM party on Myrtle Ave called “Aphex Twinks” -Bravo. No notes
It’s 6:30 am. I just had a nightmare where I was riding a citibike, but couldn’t find a dock, and the people trying to help or impede me kept getting more and more annoying until I seriously thought about harming them.
And I fucking realized that I wrote the NYC adaptation of Satre’s “No Exit”
And I fucking realized that I wrote the NYC adaptation of Satre’s “No Exit”
September 4, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It’s 6:30 am. I just had a nightmare where I was riding a citibike, but couldn’t find a dock, and the people trying to help or impede me kept getting more and more annoying until I seriously thought about harming them.
And I fucking realized that I wrote the NYC adaptation of Satre’s “No Exit”
And I fucking realized that I wrote the NYC adaptation of Satre’s “No Exit”
Yes, a more famous guy than me also got engaged this week, but I don’t look like a cop that turns his body cam off
August 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Yes, a more famous guy than me also got engaged this week, but I don’t look like a cop that turns his body cam off
The internet has ruined me, because some plumbing magazine had a headline “Keep These Baddies Out of Your Drains,” and I was expecting some kind of goth plumber girl photoshoot.
August 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The internet has ruined me, because some plumbing magazine had a headline “Keep These Baddies Out of Your Drains,” and I was expecting some kind of goth plumber girl photoshoot.
LEAKED TRACK LISTING:
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
LEAKED TRACK LISTING:
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave
Me explaining to my plants that there is a limited number of spots in this NYC apartment, and if they want a spot, they need to start succeeding out here in the garden before winter
July 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Me explaining to my plants that there is a limited number of spots in this NYC apartment, and if they want a spot, they need to start succeeding out here in the garden before winter
The new MasterChef season is all duos. If this isn’t 50 minutes of people yelling “you’re in my way” this is TV bullshit
May 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The new MasterChef season is all duos. If this isn’t 50 minutes of people yelling “you’re in my way” this is TV bullshit
So many of my friends were born to be on cars in hair metal videos, just 20 years too late.
May 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
So many of my friends were born to be on cars in hair metal videos, just 20 years too late.
Guy on a gaming forum: “it’s not set in a small town! Small towns don’t have monorails!”
Me:
Me:
April 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guy on a gaming forum: “it’s not set in a small town! Small towns don’t have monorails!”
Me:
Me:
There’s uncomfortable, then there’s your partner looking at you for singing the Irish songs in Sinners uncomfortable
April 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There’s uncomfortable, then there’s your partner looking at you for singing the Irish songs in Sinners uncomfortable
If im staring off during conversation, it’s because You is back on Netflix and I’m doing the Joe voiceover in my head again.
April 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If im staring off during conversation, it’s because You is back on Netflix and I’m doing the Joe voiceover in my head again.
Just found out that a guy at the firehouse has a brother that runs a crane company called “Reliable Erections”
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just found out that a guy at the firehouse has a brother that runs a crane company called “Reliable Erections”
Watching 3 Body Problem, and I’m like “it’s crazy that this group wants to go outside, so they just hang out at The Cliffs of Dover.” Then I realize that I can just look at the Statue of Liberty, Brooklyn Bridge, or Central Park whenever I want. Don’t lose that sense of wonder.
April 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Watching 3 Body Problem, and I’m like “it’s crazy that this group wants to go outside, so they just hang out at The Cliffs of Dover.” Then I realize that I can just look at the Statue of Liberty, Brooklyn Bridge, or Central Park whenever I want. Don’t lose that sense of wonder.