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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Not the fucking Razor Ramon pyro at Charlie Kirk’s funeral

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 22

Watching Next Gen Chef, chefs are competing at the CIA. First challenge is to create a menu based on the CIA graduate you’ve been assigned to emulate. There’s a team assigned “Anthony Bourdain.” If their first course isn’t “go out into the alley and do this bump” then what’s the point of this?

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 9

“Tickets are more at the door, but you can save $5 by preordering tickets, with a $5 eventbrite fee!”

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 9

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a they, asking you to send in your music

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 6

Whoever is running the gay 90’s EDM party on Myrtle Ave called “Aphex Twinks” -Bravo. No notes

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Sep 4

It’s 6:30 am. I just had a nightmare where I was riding a citibike, but couldn’t find a dock, and the people trying to help or impede me kept getting more and more annoying until I seriously thought about harming them.

And I fucking realized that I wrote the NYC adaptation of Satre’s “No Exit”

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Aug 26

Yes, a more famous guy than me also got engaged this week, but I don’t look like a cop that turns his body cam off

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Aug 26

The internet has ruined me, because some plumbing magazine had a headline “Keep These Baddies Out of Your Drains,” and I was expecting some kind of goth plumber girl photoshoot.

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Aug 13

LEAKED TRACK LISTING:

1. Changing in the walk in
2. Creepy DJ
3. Why won’t you work this sex party for $50?
4. Exposure
5. Teaching after 3 months
6. An uber is what?!
7. Toilet selfie
8. You’re so brave

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Jul 20

Me explaining to my plants that there is a limited number of spots in this NYC apartment, and if they want a spot, they need to start succeeding out here in the garden before winter

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · May 22

The new MasterChef season is all duos. If this isn’t 50 minutes of people yelling “you’re in my way” this is TV bullshit

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · May 15

So many of my friends were born to be on cars in hair metal videos, just 20 years too late.

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 29

Guy on a gaming forum: “it’s not set in a small town! Small towns don’t have monorails!”
Me:

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 28

There’s uncomfortable, then there’s your partner looking at you for singing the Irish songs in Sinners uncomfortable

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 27

If im staring off during conversation, it’s because You is back on Netflix and I’m doing the Joe voiceover in my head again.

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 25

Just found out that a guy at the firehouse has a brother that runs a crane company called “Reliable Erections”

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 14

Watching 3 Body Problem, and I’m like “it’s crazy that this group wants to go outside, so they just hang out at The Cliffs of Dover.” Then I realize that I can just look at the Statue of Liberty, Brooklyn Bridge, or Central Park whenever I want. Don’t lose that sense of wonder.

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 12

It is now in Playa Del Carmen, where the permits prohibit live music. Let the Red Velvet shit commence!

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 12

I know times are tough right now, but Fyre Fest 2 is taking place in 49 days, and hasn’t announced a single act outside of former Steelers WR Antonio Brown. Tickets start at $1,400, and they were forced to move to a different venue, after Isla Mujeres claimed to have no knowledge of the event.

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 4

Get me to god’s country

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Apr 3

Anyone that’s beaten Sid Meier’s Civilization on Prince difficulty or higher could run a better economy than this 😂

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Mar 28

Life in your 40’s- “this storage unit place is playing my jams.”

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Mar 26

Rewatched Terminator 2, and the bomb going off turning playground equipment into the 4 Horsemen is such an underrated shot.

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Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Mar 23

It’s been 40 years, and if you still put “Space Balls: The (noun)” on something, I will laugh

Rex Halligan @rexhalligan.bsky.social · Mar 23

Shadows is the first one I’ve been willing to try since Black Flag. But wait, you never finished Black Flag? It’s the gem of the entire series

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