Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
@revphc.bsky.social
UMC pastor & church planter
M.Div, Duke Divinity School
B.A., Wofford College
Theology is the Church’s.
Opinions are my own.
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M.Div, Duke Divinity School
B.A., Wofford College
Theology is the Church’s.
Opinions are my own.
🍞🍷💦🔥
Everything is upside down:
I see the adults of my youth who once warned me about the dangers of moral relativism now embracing moral relativism under the banner of might makes right.
I see the adults of my youth who once warned me about the dangers of moral relativism now embracing moral relativism under the banner of might makes right.
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Everything is upside down:
I see the adults of my youth who once warned me about the dangers of moral relativism now embracing moral relativism under the banner of might makes right.
I see the adults of my youth who once warned me about the dangers of moral relativism now embracing moral relativism under the banner of might makes right.
For all that has been, thanks.
For all that will be, yes.
For all that will be, yes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
For all that has been, thanks.
For all that will be, yes.
For all that will be, yes.
The highlight of my Christmas was getting to host the venerable monks at my church on Christmas day.
#walkforpeace #opelika #christmas
#walkforpeace #opelika #christmas
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
The highlight of my Christmas was getting to host the venerable monks at my church on Christmas day.
#walkforpeace #opelika #christmas
#walkforpeace #opelika #christmas
It’s Lane Kiffin day…again.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s Lane Kiffin day…again.
Auburn University hosting a TPUSA rally and a Bruce Hornsby concert on consecutive nights is kind of wild.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Auburn University hosting a TPUSA rally and a Bruce Hornsby concert on consecutive nights is kind of wild.
“As a general rule, I would say that human beings never behave more badly toward one another than when they believe they are protecting God.”
Barbara Brown Taylor
Barbara Brown Taylor
September 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“As a general rule, I would say that human beings never behave more badly toward one another than when they believe they are protecting God.”
Barbara Brown Taylor
Barbara Brown Taylor
Evil draws power from attention.
Don’t give it more power.
Don’t give it more power.
September 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Evil draws power from attention.
Don’t give it more power.
Don’t give it more power.
“To be an atheist is quite an achievement because you have to know the God you’re denying.”
- Stanley Hauerwas
- Stanley Hauerwas
August 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“To be an atheist is quite an achievement because you have to know the God you’re denying.”
- Stanley Hauerwas
- Stanley Hauerwas
Does Nick Saban want to come out of retirement?
August 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Does Nick Saban want to come out of retirement?
Reposted by Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
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Hear me out:
You don’t have to be goaded into pitting prayer against action or action against prayer. But prayer without works of justice, mercy, and faithful love is empty.
You don’t have to be goaded into pitting prayer against action or action against prayer. But prayer without works of justice, mercy, and faithful love is empty.
August 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hear me out:
You don’t have to be goaded into pitting prayer against action or action against prayer. But prayer without works of justice, mercy, and faithful love is empty.
You don’t have to be goaded into pitting prayer against action or action against prayer. But prayer without works of justice, mercy, and faithful love is empty.
Forrest Frank is youth summer camp Christianity.
Cory Asbury is AA meeting Christianity.
Cory Asbury is AA meeting Christianity.
August 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Forrest Frank is youth summer camp Christianity.
Cory Asbury is AA meeting Christianity.
Cory Asbury is AA meeting Christianity.
Jesus never told his followers to blend in. He said: You are the salt of the earth. You are the light of the world. 🧵
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jesus never told his followers to blend in. He said: You are the salt of the earth. You are the light of the world. 🧵
notes on the mount 🧵
August 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
notes on the mount 🧵
Let the record show the that I was a proponent and frequent user of the em dash long before Chat GPT came around.
June 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Let the record show the that I was a proponent and frequent user of the em dash long before Chat GPT came around.
2000s: College dropouts become tech billionaires and make us wonder, “Why do we even need college?”
2020s: Tech billionaires talk about anything other than computers and make us say, “Oh that’s why.”
2020s: Tech billionaires talk about anything other than computers and make us say, “Oh that’s why.”
May 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
2000s: College dropouts become tech billionaires and make us wonder, “Why do we even need college?”
2020s: Tech billionaires talk about anything other than computers and make us say, “Oh that’s why.”
2020s: Tech billionaires talk about anything other than computers and make us say, “Oh that’s why.”
May 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reposted by Rev. Patrick Hitchman-Craig
THE PICK IS IN
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
THE PICK IS IN
When David Brooks is calling for an uprising, you know things have gotten weird.
April 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When David Brooks is calling for an uprising, you know things have gotten weird.
Mostly Southern Baptists and Christian Nationalists of various stripes.
They’d much prefer to operate in a theological landscape in which they can pretend Hauerwas doesn’t exist.
They’d much prefer to operate in a theological landscape in which they can pretend Hauerwas doesn’t exist.
I'm not familiar with this specific professor at Southeastern, so I'm not talking specifically about him, but there is an entire category of American Theologian who does not want to engage Hauerwas on the merits, because they know he'd take their lunch money
March 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Mostly Southern Baptists and Christian Nationalists of various stripes.
They’d much prefer to operate in a theological landscape in which they can pretend Hauerwas doesn’t exist.
They’d much prefer to operate in a theological landscape in which they can pretend Hauerwas doesn’t exist.
By the end of his term, Cybertrucks will have more rights than women.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump says he will buy a 'new Tesla' to show support for Musk
U.S. President Donald Trump on Tuesday said he will buy a new Tesla car to show support for the electric carmaker's chief and his ally Elon Musk amid recent "Tesla Takedown" protests and the slump in the company's stock price.
www.reuters.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
By the end of his term, Cybertrucks will have more rights than women.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
"Above all, trust in the slow work of God. Give our Lord the benefit of believing that his hand is leading you, and accept the anxiety of feeling yourself in suspense and incomplete."
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"Above all, trust in the slow work of God. Give our Lord the benefit of believing that his hand is leading you, and accept the anxiety of feeling yourself in suspense and incomplete."
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
This Wofford fan can attest: that was an awesome basketball game. Stressful. But awesome.
Game is a banger btw
March 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This Wofford fan can attest: that was an awesome basketball game. Stressful. But awesome.
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Was very excited to see that this week’s episode of #Severance was directed by Ingmar Bergman.
March 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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