Reverend Lars 🌊
@reverendlars.bsky.social
American. Also Canadian, and feeling more so every day. Lover of things with six strings. Cancer survivor. Not religious. Lifelong Democrat because modern Republicans embrace fascism. Everybody be nice to each other, m'kay?
When I was a very young man, this wasn't a problem for me. I was into astronomy and electronics, both interests providing effective means of avoiding accidental impregnation of young ladies.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
When I was a very young man, this wasn't a problem for me. I was into astronomy and electronics, both interests providing effective means of avoiding accidental impregnation of young ladies.
Pitting soldiers against civilians in the homeland to perpetrate a political stunt is the sort of behavior that defines a barbaric regime.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pitting soldiers against civilians in the homeland to perpetrate a political stunt is the sort of behavior that defines a barbaric regime.
People, remember to say hydrated while watching this loop over and over... 🌶️🔥
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
People, remember to say hydrated while watching this loop over and over... 🌶️🔥
I'm pretty sure he was raised on nettles and sulphur. The frozen variety.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I'm pretty sure he was raised on nettles and sulphur. The frozen variety.
"Cobbler" is such a generous description of that treacherous, syrupy lava. I wonder how many kids ended up in the ER because of it.
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"Cobbler" is such a generous description of that treacherous, syrupy lava. I wonder how many kids ended up in the ER because of it.
If you think you're sad now, wait until you burn your mouth on that "fruit compote" dessert. Give it a few days to cool down first.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
If you think you're sad now, wait until you burn your mouth on that "fruit compote" dessert. Give it a few days to cool down first.
Unfortunately, the 70,000 that will die can't hire lobbyists to purchase political influence.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Unfortunately, the 70,000 that will die can't hire lobbyists to purchase political influence.
Believe me, had Steve been so inclined, nobody was covering home plate.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Believe me, had Steve been so inclined, nobody was covering home plate.
Many years ago, Steve Yeager signed my girlfriend's left breast outside Dodger Stadium, she had a crush on him. I did not so I persuaded Tommy Lasorda to sign my Dodger calendar.
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Many years ago, Steve Yeager signed my girlfriend's left breast outside Dodger Stadium, she had a crush on him. I did not so I persuaded Tommy Lasorda to sign my Dodger calendar.
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
I'm fine with the red jacket but how come I can no longer pause or rewind on the Roku Dateline channel? Was that Keith's idea!?! Damn it, Keith...
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I'm fine with the red jacket but how come I can no longer pause or rewind on the Roku Dateline channel? Was that Keith's idea!?! Damn it, Keith...
Any vitamin can be a chewable, as long as you're willing to chew it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Any vitamin can be a chewable, as long as you're willing to chew it.
I quite agree, but the good news is that if you drive an EV in a moderate, civilized manner it will get excellent range. It's driving it like a race car that drains the battery in a hurry.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I quite agree, but the good news is that if you drive an EV in a moderate, civilized manner it will get excellent range. It's driving it like a race car that drains the battery in a hurry.
Thankfully, I got the Porsche yearnings out of my system during my thirties. Thank god it was lightweight, I could push start it quite easily. That, or park it pointing downhill. #PopTheClutch
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Thankfully, I got the Porsche yearnings out of my system during my thirties. Thank god it was lightweight, I could push start it quite easily. That, or park it pointing downhill. #PopTheClutch
Both eBay and Amazon were making some rather unusual product suggestions.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Both eBay and Amazon were making some rather unusual product suggestions.
I searched for "midlife crisis" and the local Porsche dealer called, like a shark smelling blood in the water.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I searched for "midlife crisis" and the local Porsche dealer called, like a shark smelling blood in the water.
You should see what happened after I purchased some chicken nipples.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You should see what happened after I purchased some chicken nipples.
My aunt used to bring it to Thanksgiving dinner. One year she surprised us by substituting BBQ flavor potato chips (where were an exciting new thing at the time!) for the onions. Aunt Carol was quite the culinary trailblazer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My aunt used to bring it to Thanksgiving dinner. One year she surprised us by substituting BBQ flavor potato chips (where were an exciting new thing at the time!) for the onions. Aunt Carol was quite the culinary trailblazer.
I just asked her, this wasn't the answer I expected. Good advice though.
"If you have to use the bathroom of your hotel room, tell your escort to continuously clap her hands while you're in there, so she can't go through your wallet."
"If you have to use the bathroom of your hotel room, tell your escort to continuously clap her hands while you're in there, so she can't go through your wallet."
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I just asked her, this wasn't the answer I expected. Good advice though.
"If you have to use the bathroom of your hotel room, tell your escort to continuously clap her hands while you're in there, so she can't go through your wallet."
"If you have to use the bathroom of your hotel room, tell your escort to continuously clap her hands while you're in there, so she can't go through your wallet."
You know what's not sexy? Cleaning all that cheap makeup off your pillowcases.
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
You know what's not sexy? Cleaning all that cheap makeup off your pillowcases.
If convicted, I feel a sentence of multiple keel-haulings would fit the crime.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If convicted, I feel a sentence of multiple keel-haulings would fit the crime.
I wouldn't worry about it unless you start drinking from the toilet.
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I wouldn't worry about it unless you start drinking from the toilet.
Reported for lewd content. (Which wasn't easy with just one hand.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reported for lewd content. (Which wasn't easy with just one hand.)
I'm just happy see you eating peanut butter toast! My spouse thinks it's childish for a man of my years. She's from Japan, where peanut butter is very sweet and considered more of confection, but I only eat the natural variety with no sugar or other ingredients other than peanuts and salt.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I'm just happy see you eating peanut butter toast! My spouse thinks it's childish for a man of my years. She's from Japan, where peanut butter is very sweet and considered more of confection, but I only eat the natural variety with no sugar or other ingredients other than peanuts and salt.