Reverend Lars 🌊
@reverendlars.bsky.social
American. Also Canadian, and feeling more so every day. Lover of things with six strings. Cancer survivor. Not religious. Lifelong Democrat because modern Republicans embrace fascism. Everybody be nice to each other, m'kay?
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Many years ago, Steve Yeager signed my girlfriend's left breast outside Dodger Stadium, she had a crush on him. I did not so I persuaded Tommy Lasorda to sign my Dodger calendar.
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Many years ago, Steve Yeager signed my girlfriend's left breast outside Dodger Stadium, she had a crush on him. I did not so I persuaded Tommy Lasorda to sign my Dodger calendar.
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
Sorry, I'm always going off on a tangent...
You should see what happened after I purchased some chicken nipples.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You should see what happened after I purchased some chicken nipples.
I have my own torrid history with Murray's Cheese Shop. I only wanted to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles but it got out of hand.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I have my own torrid history with Murray's Cheese Shop. I only wanted to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles but it got out of hand.
🎶You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo🎶
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
🎶You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo🎶
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo🎶
It's rather nice, to be honest.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
It's rather nice, to be honest.
I have some really old ones, cast in pot metal.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I have some really old ones, cast in pot metal.
Of course it's all child's play, compared to the top crust of these hellish things. I've heard Dante himself referred to them as the real inferno. #9CirclesOfGravy
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Of course it's all child's play, compared to the top crust of these hellish things. I've heard Dante himself referred to them as the real inferno. #9CirclesOfGravy
Finally, we know the truth about this picture.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Finally, we know the truth about this picture.
As someone who once recorded and edited the voice "stories" for Teddy Ruxpin, this invokes all kinds of complex emotions. I feel somehow complicit, knowing that Teddy has since evolved and now writes his own stories.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As someone who once recorded and edited the voice "stories" for Teddy Ruxpin, this invokes all kinds of complex emotions. I feel somehow complicit, knowing that Teddy has since evolved and now writes his own stories.
This is the background I always use.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is the background I always use.
We enjoyed this plate at a little sidewalk cafe in the shadow of the Colosseum.
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We enjoyed this plate at a little sidewalk cafe in the shadow of the Colosseum.
Graphics are a crutch for people who lack side-eye skills.
November 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Graphics are a crutch for people who lack side-eye skills.
Hmm. Gosh, it's hard to pick just one.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Hmm. Gosh, it's hard to pick just one.
Choose carefully.
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Choose carefully.
I sometimes wear these finger cots while working with certain electronic or optical components and don't want finger oils on them. Sucks though when I forget to take them off before going out. I get some weird looks at the supermarket.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I sometimes wear these finger cots while working with certain electronic or optical components and don't want finger oils on them. Sucks though when I forget to take them off before going out. I get some weird looks at the supermarket.
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Will it feature a creepy baby on the label? If so, I'm in!
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This spectacular lie is at the very top of the vaccine schedule page.
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm just gonna stay home and give out mosquito coils to the trick-or-treaters. If I run out, I'll switch to Sucrets.
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Such emergencies are why we stock our pantries.
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!
October 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The one enjoying her backrub is a Rhode Island Red. The other one is an Araucana-Ameraucana crossbreed, also known as an "Easter Egger" because of the beautiful turquoise/green eggs they lay. White Leghorn not pictured. I miss these girls!