I’m like did y’all leave it all sitting out or…?

I mean same except idk if I can sing Handel

If it don’t sound like some “not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse” I don’t want it.

I block as many ads from my life as possible and sleep like a baby with fresh glowing skin ✨

Oh don’t I know. Some days I feel 29 and others I feel 79

Update now she’s calling ME an old person for bracing myself to stand up real slowly but I swear that’s just cause I ain’t digested all this food yet 😭

You got this! And maybe take whatever non-orange juice you prefer, splash it with some sparkling water, enjoy your n/a drink while you cook and be 600 days sober tomorrow 👉🏽😏

i remember seeing someone explain that a lot of these AI "chart-toppers" in the news are specifically topping digital sales charts which are easy to game because hardly anyone buys songs anymore

but then the shit-ass media runs with the story and it's basically propaganda

still soul-crushing tho

The single funniest thread on twitter. Michael Jackson was an asshole in Remember the Time

Not even 🤢