enough family members have died recently that I think I just didn’t wanna interface with it and now of course I feel foolish

Like unless you’re gonna go out there yourself and re-enact what looks like the more elaborate half of fight scene from a Timothy dalton James Bond movie maybe you should shut the fuck up, give em a 10.0 and continue availing yourself of the buffet

I don’t love it!

I’ve only done cash cars my whole life and I finally had to take out a loan from a dealer and the sales tax alone was more than the the full purchase price of almost any vehicle I’ve ever owned

Halo is “about” a lot of stuff but it’s mostly about what if your girlfriend lived in your brain and she secretly liked it when you rode a motorcycle off a twelve story building into a swimming pool

I don’t live in New York. Getting out of your car here at any time is basically begging to be pancaked by a Ford F-950 driven by a drunk vape shop owner

please get the fuck out of my way, I guess is what I’m saying

Some parts of the future rock

The phrase “kids these days don’t know about The Diceman” tore through my brain like some kind of psychic attack

these are rough for me because I don’t pay for any video streaming service and am completely out of the loop on pretty much everything

I heard him a couple days ago! That line has always stuck with me. I wish they’d let voice a Marine in Halo