Retired Vader
@retiredvader.bsky.social
Former Dark Lord of the Sith chilling around enjoying my later years.
I am a changed man. Pray I don’t alter the deal.
I am a changed man. Pray I don’t alter the deal.
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Mr PieceOfShit.
March 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Mr PieceOfShit.
I can’t remember the last time I had a sauna.
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Good times.
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Good times.
March 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I can’t remember the last time I had a sauna.
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Good times.
It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
Good times.
I was going to tell The Emperor about last night’s Oscars, using the joke about Anora standing up to a powerful Russian.
However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.
30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.
Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.
However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.
30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.
Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I was going to tell The Emperor about last night’s Oscars, using the joke about Anora standing up to a powerful Russian.
However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.
30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.
Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.
However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.
30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.
Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.
I see that Zelenskyy is meeting with non-fascist European leaders today.
Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.
I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.
Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.
I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I see that Zelenskyy is meeting with non-fascist European leaders today.
Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.
I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.
Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.
I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.
Aww, it’s the little things that make the best memories. Good times.
November 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Aww, it’s the little things that make the best memories. Good times.
Hey Bluesky, Vader here kicking back with my homies.
Join me.
Join me.
November 25, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Hey Bluesky, Vader here kicking back with my homies.
Join me.
Join me.