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Retired Vader
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Former Dark Lord of the Sith chilling around enjoying my later years.

I am a changed man. Pray I don’t alter the deal.
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Hey Bluesky, Vader here kicking back with my homies.

Join me.
I see that with the bill being passed atm, Trump’s circle is almost complete.

Soon he will be able to do anything he wants and US law will confirm it’s legal if passed.

This is the equivalent of Hitler passing the Enabling Act in March 1933. By late ‘33 all political opponents had been eradicated.
May 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Eze thanking God for making Palace win today is actually hugely disrespectful to himself and the Palace players, manager, physios, coaches, etc.

It’s ok to admit you’re just that good!

I get peoples’ belief in different faiths, but honestly it’s not a made-up spirit that caused you to score today.
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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It's #FederalFuckeryFriday and today we want to know, what are your favorite small acts of resistance? We're talking tiny rebellions—paper cuts to the system. Calling all feds, private sector workers and resistors in communities nationwide—how do you fight back? Asking for a friend. #HowToResist
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a bruise on his forehead
Alt: a close up of Tom Hiddleston as Loki, the god of chaos, chuckling
media.tenor.com
May 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The premise for a govt wanting its poorest to become poorer?

Control and fear.

By widening the wealth gap, those at the bottom end (which is most of us) will NEVER be able to get out of this debt spiral.

Your life ends with nothing to pass to your kids, so they’re poor.

The govt needs stopping.
Here’s what a GOP plan could mean for different Americans next year:

People making under $17,000 a year: lose an average of around $1,000.

People making between ~$17,000 and $51,000: lose an average of around $700.

People in the top 0.1%: gain an average of over $389,000.
May 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I have to say, I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the Disney+ television series called Andor.

I never knew the full story of how the Rebellion came to destroy my beloved Death Star.

Palpatine was enraged at the time, and I needed many years of therapy to get through it.

It’s all behind me now tho.
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ALT: a close up of a man with a beard
media.tenor.com
May 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just a quick tip from old Darth - when the Storm Troopers come in and pick on one person, EVERYBODY must stand up, turn and face them.

TOGETHER.

You’ll get it eventually but I’m just trying to save you some time. Sitting silently doesn’t help the one, and that cld be you next time.
NY17 Constituent and local social worker Emily Feiner was singled out and forcibly removed during Rep. Mike Lawler's town hall.
May 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Star Wars: Both New Hopes
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Duo: Two Star Wars Stories
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Rogue Two
May 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Duo: Two Star Wars Stories
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Rogue Two
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

The Magnificent Fourteen
May 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Rogue Two
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

The Magnificent Fourteen
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Six Men And Two Babies
May 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Wondering whether Luigi will be crowdfunded to meet 1-on-1.
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · Mar 4
SCOOP: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with President Donald Trump at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting.
People Are Paying Millions to Dine With Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago
Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the president at his Florida compound, sources tell WIRED, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a…
buff.ly
March 5, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Mr PieceOfShit.
March 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I can’t remember the last time I had a sauna.

It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Good times.
March 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I was going to tell The Emperor about last night’s Oscars, using the joke about Anora standing up to a powerful Russian.

However, that presenter stole it from me and told the joke himself.

30 years ago that would have meant a Force Choke.

Now I’ll simply deploy a drone to keep an eye on him.
March 3, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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The UK and France will work on a Ukraine peace plan and mediate between Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy and US President Donald Trump, British Prime Minister Keir Starmer said today.
Britain and France step in to heal Trump-Zelenskyy rift
Starmer pushes plan for “coalition of the willing” to offer security guarantees to Ukraine ahead of Sunday’s summit in London.
www.politico.eu
March 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I see that Zelenskyy is meeting with non-fascist European leaders today.

Also, I noticed that there’s an anti-Trump protest being held in London, England on Wednesday 5th March.

I may send a shuttle down from my starship to join in - even I can see when a dictator needs stopping.
March 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I thought I’d have a diversion from observing tyranny this evening by watching Jurassic Park III.

Palpatine once recommended it so let’s see how it goes.
March 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What a day it has been.

My bingo card just didn’t have an attempted sabotage in the Oval Office on it.

Need to call the Emperor to let him know there’s someone on Earth thinks he’s the same type of person.

He’s not and I wld know.
March 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ok, Earth dwellers - this is very simple:

Everybody in politics that sides with the US Dictator-In-Chief is part of the same worldwide network of bought-and-paid-for public figures supporting Putin for their personal gain.

And it requires your misery to be amplified.

Did I miss anything?
March 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Here is my latest reflection.
The attack on President Zelenskyy shattered the last of our wishful thinking.
Many countries hoped that if they fawned over him, he would pick on someone else.
Now we know: that we either stand up or get dragged into the abyss.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/the-washin...
THE MOST DEPLORABLE MOMENT IN AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL HISTORY
Who Will Stand Up to the Traitor Regime?
charlieangus.substack.com
March 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This 👇
March 1, 2025 at 11:08 AM