It'd be nice if he hung around there for a while

They said they'd only take my Spider Day shirt for bail... I told them they could go to heck

Those edits are some of the funniest things to ever be put on the internet

Do you still have the tail?

I guess the appreciation of a /good/ breakfast transcends all divides

Was your professor a hobbit?

He's a great pick for counter-terrorism because he's got so much personal experience with terrorism