The Goblins are good Spencer

If I've got any time leftover after I finish the Trash to Treasure Christmas Special I will 100% make this happen

New gear (hobbies) for all the axolotls. It does not include shoes.

It really just writes itself, I am but a vessel for the silly little guys and their adorable chaos

You pretty much just plant yourself in the spawn zone, Charge the Apocalypse Rail for a few turns while you rain missiles on anyone dumb enough to get close, and then flatten a third of the battlefield lol

It's quite literally a (slightly) scaled down version of a spine-mounted starship weapon that manipulates gravity to accelerate its projectiles. They taped it to a mech the size of a skyscraper to get more data on it. It actually flattens like a 3 hex area when you fire it.

The absolute aura of this gun. You start every round by saying "I charge the apocalypse rail" and the only thing better is saying "I fire the apocalypse rail"

Join usssss

I was gonna joke about making this a point crawl and then I remembered that Trash to Treasure is actually a point crawl

It actually stands for the Original Sandwich Recipe, which is a pretty hotly debated subject in sandwich circles.

A lot of folks point to different initial definitions of sandwich, internal components for condiments, and don't get me STARTED on early-modern English vernacular mistranslations.

I remember doing this exact thing for the Fishblade meme! Someone joked about it and then I ran a game jam that wound up with a surprising number of entries

If you and Bri ever work together, we're gonna have to get you some sunglasses