Heavy D & Du Bois
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AKA Schrodinger's Negro. Card Carrying Nerd, Bakalaureate, Unapologetically Black, Unapologetically Christian. Free drinks, bad advice... As-salāmu ʿalaykum
Coming back 3 days later to punch up this joke, & I'm sorry, I really am, but this is a Long John Silver's ad if ever I heard one.
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Coming back 3 days later to punch up this joke, & I'm sorry, I really am, but this is a Long John Silver's ad if ever I heard one.
What's the problem?
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What's the problem?
"Oh honey..."
Hol'on ... Katie Perry and Justin .... Trudeau?????
Y'all deadass lolol.
Y'all deadass lolol.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Oh honey..."
That was a crap game. Wildly inconsistent defending. Weird & indefensible officiating. Gyokeres got tossed to the ground twice in the last 5 & couldn't buy a foul. Eze looked entirely out of it. Calafiori... what the hell man?
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
That was a crap game. Wildly inconsistent defending. Weird & indefensible officiating. Gyokeres got tossed to the ground twice in the last 5 & couldn't buy a foul. Eze looked entirely out of it. Calafiori... what the hell man?
That's on Hincapie... that bad clearance to the throw-in. Terrible play.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That's on Hincapie... that bad clearance to the throw-in. Terrible play.
J. Cole makes lukewarm ass music. He's the definition of Mid. Be Good or be good & terrible. Be interesting in some way. Don't be mediocre.
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
J. Cole makes lukewarm ass music. He's the definition of Mid. Be Good or be good & terrible. Be interesting in some way. Don't be mediocre.
I can't remember which one said it, Britney Rose Kapri or Nate Marshall, but to quote the greats one mo gin, J. Cole is a meets expectations ass rapper. Whatever you have to say about KRIT, he's more than that.
KRIT can rap and he’s highly underrated but he don’t make better music than Cole and he don’t rap better than Cole. Every song they on together Cole has out rapped that man
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I can't remember which one said it, Britney Rose Kapri or Nate Marshall, but to quote the greats one mo gin, J. Cole is a meets expectations ass rapper. Whatever you have to say about KRIT, he's more than that.
RIP Grandpa Tsunami, Mahalo & Aloha.
Rest Well Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
Rest Well Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
RIP Grandpa Tsunami, Mahalo & Aloha.
Rest Well Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
Rest Well Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa.
I'm actually really very angry that I'm not gonna get a chance to watch this, because I'm refusing to pay for Viacom/ Paramounts swift slide into fascism... That being said, while this picture screams CW show... BtVS started there & I should say, I'd expect something cool to come out of this.
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm actually really very angry that I'm not gonna get a chance to watch this, because I'm refusing to pay for Viacom/ Paramounts swift slide into fascism... That being said, while this picture screams CW show... BtVS started there & I should say, I'd expect something cool to come out of this.
Looking like the Sorceror Supreme in December is a strong choice...
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Looking like the Sorceror Supreme in December is a strong choice...
Reposted by Heavy D & Du Bois
Leader Jeffries has decided he doesn't want to have his job anymore... this is the loudest "quiet-quitting" I've ever seen.
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Leader Jeffries has decided he doesn't want to have his job anymore... this is the loudest "quiet-quitting" I've ever seen.
I love Noni Madueke.
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love Noni Madueke.
Mighty Mike with the header in the 11th minute. Killing it for the Gunners!
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mighty Mike with the header in the 11th minute. Killing it for the Gunners!
That... that was irritating. We should have won that, instead we do a point... how we got more yellows on the day I'm not sure, but we didn't look like Champs today.
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That... that was irritating. We should have won that, instead we do a point... how we got more yellows on the day I'm not sure, but we didn't look like Champs today.
We're going to get out of this with 1 point & I'm not going to be happy about it.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We're going to get out of this with 1 point & I'm not going to be happy about it.
Miikel Merino the Striker!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Miikel Merino the Striker!!
That ball was fully out of play
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That ball was fully out of play
Well. That's not good.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Well. That's not good.
I'm not even sure that was a foul...
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm not even sure that was a foul...
Caicedo was intent on getting sent off today. 2 wildly unnecessary challenges before the challenge that for him tossed. He should have been on a yellow before the disqualification.
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Caicedo was intent on getting sent off today. 2 wildly unnecessary challenges before the challenge that for him tossed. He should have been on a yellow before the disqualification.
That's a yellow?! WTF? and trust. It's a clear foul but if you can run up & two-hand shove a player in the back...
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
That's a yellow?! WTF? and trust. It's a clear foul but if you can run up & two-hand shove a player in the back...
You can't just run up & push somebody from being l behind...
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You can't just run up & push somebody from being l behind...
That's a yellow! WTF?
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
That's a yellow! WTF?