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regular bag
@regular-bag.bsky.social
· Sep 13
hell on the computer, truly just a bog of a human, mongrel of the "net
they call me the jizzler
November 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they call me the jizzler
not even looking at the toilet once while i piss. just using the sound as a guide. thats how you know im dedicated to posting
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
not even looking at the toilet once while i piss. just using the sound as a guide. thats how you know im dedicated to posting
im not woke im awakened
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
im not woke im awakened
uh guess with patton gone i have to come to the rescue and be the funniest fucker on here
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
uh guess with patton gone i have to come to the rescue and be the funniest fucker on here
alternating tylenol and advil to stick it to the man
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
alternating tylenol and advil to stick it to the man
the key to posting is not to have a "main"
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the key to posting is not to have a "main"
dont ask for whom the shit posts, it posts for thee
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
dont ask for whom the shit posts, it posts for thee
im gonna need youball to logg off for a bit, im using the internet amd i want to be left al9ne
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
im gonna need youball to logg off for a bit, im using the internet amd i want to be left al9ne
the misandry of it all
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
the misandry of it all
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anton rattatollie picture
i DONT spellchek
i DONT autocomplete
and if my phone fucks my joke up
i KILL myself
i DONT spellchek
i DONT autocomplete
and if my phone fucks my joke up
i KILL myself
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
anton rattatollie picture
i DONT spellchek
i DONT autocomplete
and if my phone fucks my joke up
i KILL myself
i DONT spellchek
i DONT autocomplete
and if my phone fucks my joke up
i KILL myself
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all the bots who follow me are really reprocessing their decisions right now i fucking hope
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
all the bots who follow me are really reprocessing their decisions right now i fucking hope
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hypercredulous, guileleast, hella bunked
October 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
hypercredulous, guileleast, hella bunked
oh fucmk oh shit ohpissz
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
oh fucmk oh shit ohpissz
cpu got that incel inside
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
cpu got that incel inside
Nutting on halloween, call that ghost bustin'
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Nutting on halloween, call that ghost bustin'
we're gonna find out why they're really called the boomers (it's cause they're gonna use the nukes before they die)
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
we're gonna find out why they're really called the boomers (it's cause they're gonna use the nukes before they die)
hold on guys im going to the future and demanding random passersby explain their advanced technology to me and getting mad when they dont know
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
hold on guys im going to the future and demanding random passersby explain their advanced technology to me and getting mad when they dont know
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<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
she bing on my chiling until ice cream
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
she bing on my chiling until ice cream
vivek ramaswamy: "i know im gonna appeal to the people who drove the country off a cliff because we elected a black president"
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
vivek ramaswamy: "i know im gonna appeal to the people who drove the country off a cliff because we elected a black president"
dude at the bar just asked me if that's the gay twitter im on
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
dude at the bar just asked me if that's the gay twitter im on
damn, guess i gotta throw out the halloween costume i already bought and be a frog this year
October 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
damn, guess i gotta throw out the halloween costume i already bought and be a frog this year
i admire all your dedication to posting at all times so no one can figure out your timezones
October 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
i admire all your dedication to posting at all times so no one can figure out your timezones
starting a jihadi group for the boys, himbozollah
October 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
starting a jihadi group for the boys, himbozollah