Redwall Feasts Bot
@redwallfeasts.bsky.social
Delicious descriptions from the kitchens at Redwall Abbey // every four hours // artwork by Christopher Denise // powered by @bluebotsdonequick.com
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Never had she tasted such marvelous things. Alternating between sage-crusted bread, apple cinnamon pie with fresh cream, dandelion salad, cheese and mushroom flan, iced cakes, and honey-glazed preserved fruits, she held her own with the best trencherbeasts.
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Never had she tasted such marvelous things. Alternating between sage-crusted bread, apple cinnamon pie with fresh cream, dandelion salad, cheese and mushroom flan, iced cakes, and honey-glazed preserved fruits, she held her own with the best trencherbeasts.
Woodland fruit trifles, topped with meadowcream, jostled for position among cheese flans, cabbage'n'fennel pasties, barley and beet soup with corn dumplings, and the favorite of moles, deeper'n'ever turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot pie.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Woodland fruit trifles, topped with meadowcream, jostled for position among cheese flans, cabbage'n'fennel pasties, barley and beet soup with corn dumplings, and the favorite of moles, deeper'n'ever turnip'n'tater'n'beetroot pie.
In rapid order, a full currant and berry pie, a plate of dried fruits, a big pitcher of plum an' gooseberry cordial, and an enormous shrimp and mushroom pastie were devoured by the insatiable hare.
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
In rapid order, a full currant and berry pie, a plate of dried fruits, a big pitcher of plum an' gooseberry cordial, and an enormous shrimp and mushroom pastie were devoured by the insatiable hare.
The meal was a serve-yourself affair: shrimp soup, oatrose turnovers, strong old celery-studded yellow cheese, brown wheat bread, strawberry flans, pear and redberry tart, and nutbrown ale or mint leaf an' rosehip cordial to drink.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The meal was a serve-yourself affair: shrimp soup, oatrose turnovers, strong old celery-studded yellow cheese, brown wheat bread, strawberry flans, pear and redberry tart, and nutbrown ale or mint leaf an' rosehip cordial to drink.
Cabbage'n'turnip pasties, potato'n'onion'n'carrot bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty sage-crusted bread? Heat up some of that watercress and turnip soup we had for dinner last night.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cabbage'n'turnip pasties, potato'n'onion'n'carrot bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty sage-crusted bread? Heat up some of that watercress and turnip soup we had for dinner last night.
I'd like a beaker of sweet cider and a big pastie, a shrimp one; after that I think I'd go for a piece of hot preserved plum crumble, with sweet nutmeg cream poured all over it.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I'd like a beaker of sweet cider and a big pastie, a shrimp one; after that I think I'd go for a piece of hot preserved plum crumble, with sweet nutmeg cream poured all over it.
Around the south wall was a scene of merry chaos. Tummscoff came to meet them, a beaker of plum cordial in one paw and a half-eaten wild oat scone, dripping honey, in the other.
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Around the south wall was a scene of merry chaos. Tummscoff came to meet them, a beaker of plum cordial in one paw and a half-eaten wild oat scone, dripping honey, in the other.
On the banquet table, glasses of barley beer and dandelion'n'rosehip tea vied for place with blackcurrant muffins, apples crystallized in honey, and plum pie.
November 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
On the banquet table, glasses of barley beer and dandelion'n'rosehip tea vied for place with blackcurrant muffins, apples crystallized in honey, and plum pie.
Up and about since the crack of dawn, they had rekindled the fire and made a meal. Warm pear an' chestnut turnovers with honey, fruit salad, and wild plum juice.
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Up and about since the crack of dawn, they had rekindled the fire and made a meal. Warm pear an' chestnut turnovers with honey, fruit salad, and wild plum juice.
Magnificent aromas of acorn an' chestnut scones, elderberry muffins, and rhubarb and blackberry crumbles assailed their nostrils from the top shelf of the oven.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Magnificent aromas of acorn an' chestnut scones, elderberry muffins, and rhubarb and blackberry crumbles assailed their nostrils from the top shelf of the oven.
In rapid order, a full blackcurrant pie, a plate of dried fruits, a big pitcher of apple cider, and an enormous mushroom and gravy pastie were devoured by the insatiable hare.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
In rapid order, a full blackcurrant pie, a plate of dried fruits, a big pitcher of apple cider, and an enormous mushroom and gravy pastie were devoured by the insatiable hare.
Mushroom pasties fried in spring onion gravy, cheese'n'leek bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty chestnut bread? Heat up some of that watercress and turnip soup we had for dinner last night.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mushroom pasties fried in spring onion gravy, cheese'n'leek bake, or maybe some freshly-baked crusty chestnut bread? Heat up some of that watercress and turnip soup we had for dinner last night.
Boorab was loading the trolley with jugs of cold fruity-tasting barkbrew beer and blackcurrant pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Boorab was loading the trolley with jugs of cold fruity-tasting barkbrew beer and blackcurrant pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
Drull Hogwife was loading the trolley with jugs of cold pennycloud'n'rosehip tonic and wild cherry pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Drull Hogwife was loading the trolley with jugs of cold pennycloud'n'rosehip tonic and wild cherry pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
Cornflower was loading the trolley with jugs of cold greensap milk and spiced apple an' damson pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Cornflower was loading the trolley with jugs of cold greensap milk and spiced apple an' damson pies, which were being pulled from the ovens with a long paddle.
Dishes went this way and that from paw to paw, apple sponge pudding, hot vegetable pies, colorful trifles, tasty tarts, steaming soup, freshly baked bread with shiny golden crusts, old cheeses studded with hawthorns and buttercups.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Dishes went this way and that from paw to paw, apple sponge pudding, hot vegetable pies, colorful trifles, tasty tarts, steaming soup, freshly baked bread with shiny golden crusts, old cheeses studded with hawthorns and buttercups.
The celery soup was hearty, as was the woodland salad, damson scones with honey, grilled chestnut and yellow cheese dip, and plum'n'apple cider.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The celery soup was hearty, as was the woodland salad, damson scones with honey, grilled chestnut and yellow cheese dip, and plum'n'apple cider.
Celery and carrot turnovers, with mushroom stew, oatcakes, and plum tart. All was washed down with a variety of drinks. Nutbrown ale, hot rosehip an' almond flower tea, coltsfoot an' honey cordial or dandelion water.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Celery and carrot turnovers, with mushroom stew, oatcakes, and plum tart. All was washed down with a variety of drinks. Nutbrown ale, hot rosehip an' almond flower tea, coltsfoot an' honey cordial or dandelion water.
They set out turnip and parsley flan, placed candied fruits on trays, and filled a cask with mulberry brandy.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
They set out turnip and parsley flan, placed candied fruits on trays, and filled a cask with mulberry brandy.
On the blossom-scented air of soft summer eventide, the tables were laid with clean linen, garlanded by flowers and greenery. Servers stood by bearing jugs of damson cider, rose-petal and plum-flower tea, cowslip cordial, and the good October Ale for which the Abbey was famed.
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
On the blossom-scented air of soft summer eventide, the tables were laid with clean linen, garlanded by flowers and greenery. Servers stood by bearing jugs of damson cider, rose-petal and plum-flower tea, cowslip cordial, and the good October Ale for which the Abbey was famed.
The kitchen fires burned late, heating the ovens as extra cakes, turnovers, and pies were baked golden. Bands of moles plundered the orchard, wheeled great cheeses from the storerooms, and lugged forward big barrels of spiced nettle ale and pennycress an' comfrey cordial from the cellars.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The kitchen fires burned late, heating the ovens as extra cakes, turnovers, and pies were baked golden. Bands of moles plundered the orchard, wheeled great cheeses from the storerooms, and lugged forward big barrels of spiced nettle ale and pennycress an' comfrey cordial from the cellars.
The young otter helped herself to a plate of spring salad and a rosepetal an' maple wafer spread with soft white cheese.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The young otter helped herself to a plate of spring salad and a rosepetal an' maple wafer spread with soft white cheese.
Whilst the shrews made the raft streamworthy, the rest sat on the bank lunching on turnip, leek, and parsnip pasties and creamy mushroom soup.
November 13, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Whilst the shrews made the raft streamworthy, the rest sat on the bank lunching on turnip, leek, and parsnip pasties and creamy mushroom soup.
It is, sah, teatime doncha know, hazelnut bread with blackcurrant jelly, blackberry sponge in arrowroot sauce an' mint an' rosehip tea, wot!
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It is, sah, teatime doncha know, hazelnut bread with blackcurrant jelly, blackberry sponge in arrowroot sauce an' mint an' rosehip tea, wot!
A pot of rose-petal and plum-flower tea with honey to go in it, a platter of honeyed toffee pears, and acorn bread lightly spread with damson preserves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
A pot of rose-petal and plum-flower tea with honey to go in it, a platter of honeyed toffee pears, and acorn bread lightly spread with damson preserves.