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WARREN: They wanted to know how I felt. After the freaking out and the headbutting, way back when. When I was laid up in the bed and you were there. I felt relief. Do you think that's weird?
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
WARREN: They wanted to know how I felt. After the freaking out and the headbutting, way back when. When I was laid up in the bed and you were there. I felt relief. Do you think that's weird?
FRANCESCA: You're going to live or die on the Aloha Eternity, Clive.
CLIVE: In many ways that is kind of the point.
CLIVE: In many ways that is kind of the point.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
FRANCESCA: You're going to live or die on the Aloha Eternity, Clive.
CLIVE: In many ways that is kind of the point.
CLIVE: In many ways that is kind of the point.
AUBREY: Hey, Blue Sky. How to break a car window from the inside.
December 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
AUBREY: Hey, Blue Sky. How to break a car window from the inside.
HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.
December 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.
PAMELA: Jesus, the 90s called, they want their soft drugs back.
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
PAMELA: Jesus, the 90s called, they want their soft drugs back.
AUBREY: Got some minor heroics to take care of.
December 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
AUBREY: Got some minor heroics to take care of.
GORD: Would you like some Amazon rainfall sounds to calm you down?
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
GORD: Would you like some Amazon rainfall sounds to calm you down?
GORDON: How about some fresh air?"
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
GORDON: How about some fresh air?"
HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.
December 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
HESTER: I brought the tortoise down. Thought she could visit Gordon. He is her dad after all.
BRYONY: You're not the answer. You're only the seed. And no one will miss Warren Godby.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
BRYONY: You're not the answer. You're only the seed. And no one will miss Warren Godby.
WARREN: Well you could set the scene just by talking. And then play me the tape.
GORDON: No but this is the atmosphere. I'm trying to show you tha -
WARREN: So, you're literally playing this as, like, a backing track, while you make this speech, setting your scene.
GORDON: No but this is the atmosphere. I'm trying to show you tha -
WARREN: So, you're literally playing this as, like, a backing track, while you make this speech, setting your scene.
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
WARREN: Well you could set the scene just by talking. And then play me the tape.
GORDON: No but this is the atmosphere. I'm trying to show you tha -
WARREN: So, you're literally playing this as, like, a backing track, while you make this speech, setting your scene.
GORDON: No but this is the atmosphere. I'm trying to show you tha -
WARREN: So, you're literally playing this as, like, a backing track, while you make this speech, setting your scene.
HIS PHONE REPLIES IN A TINNY VOICE THAT IS UNMISTAKABLY REBECCA LANDRY'S.
BLUE SKY: The time in London is 3:27pm.
REBECCA: It's definitely not annoying at all when people do that.
CLIVE: It's like meeting a celebrity!
BLUE SKY: The time in London is 3:27pm.
REBECCA: It's definitely not annoying at all when people do that.
CLIVE: It's like meeting a celebrity!
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HIS PHONE REPLIES IN A TINNY VOICE THAT IS UNMISTAKABLY REBECCA LANDRY'S.
BLUE SKY: The time in London is 3:27pm.
REBECCA: It's definitely not annoying at all when people do that.
CLIVE: It's like meeting a celebrity!
BLUE SKY: The time in London is 3:27pm.
REBECCA: It's definitely not annoying at all when people do that.
CLIVE: It's like meeting a celebrity!
GORDON: I never felt like I had any control in this, not since the night we got here. But at least I had a fairly good idea of who wore the good hats and who wore the bad hats. I don't even know which hat I'm wearing any more. I don't even own a hat.
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
GORDON: I never felt like I had any control in this, not since the night we got here. But at least I had a fairly good idea of who wore the good hats and who wore the bad hats. I don't even know which hat I'm wearing any more. I don't even own a hat.
AUBREY: Ben! He's fucking dying on me! Ben! Where the fuck are you going? BEN! Ben, please don't leave me with him. Ben! BE-
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
AUBREY: Ben! He's fucking dying on me! Ben! Where the fuck are you going? BEN! Ben, please don't leave me with him. Ben! BE-
WARREN: Send more snacks, please.
GORDON: Warren? Warren!
WARREN SNORES.
GORDON: Rude.
GORDON: Warren? Warren!
WARREN SNORES.
GORDON: Rude.
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
WARREN: Send more snacks, please.
GORDON: Warren? Warren!
WARREN SNORES.
GORDON: Rude.
GORDON: Warren? Warren!
WARREN SNORES.
GORDON: Rude.
GORDON PULLS CLOSER.
GORDON: We could try. We could try and make a run for it.
GORDON: We could try. We could try and make a run for it.
December 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
GORDON PULLS CLOSER.
GORDON: We could try. We could try and make a run for it.
GORDON: We could try. We could try and make a run for it.
WARREN: Just wanted to go home.
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
WARREN: Just wanted to go home.
WARREN: And hey, I've listened to your tapes, you've read my file, we know all this stuff about each other, it's a bit like...
AUBREY: Like we're friends.
WARREN: I was going to say massively invading each other's privacy.
AUBREY: Like we're friends.
WARREN: I was going to say massively invading each other's privacy.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
WARREN: And hey, I've listened to your tapes, you've read my file, we know all this stuff about each other, it's a bit like...
AUBREY: Like we're friends.
WARREN: I was going to say massively invading each other's privacy.
AUBREY: Like we're friends.
WARREN: I was going to say massively invading each other's privacy.
CLIVE: Bit like Titanic this, isn't it? When Rose's mum is sat on the lifeboat watching everyone, well you know... Watching it all happen.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
CLIVE: Bit like Titanic this, isn't it? When Rose's mum is sat on the lifeboat watching everyone, well you know... Watching it all happen.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
GORDON: (CLOSE) I'm not making fun of you Warren. If I wanted to do that, I'd draw attention to your pubey beard and your little toddler hands.
December 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
GORDON: (CLOSE) I'm not making fun of you Warren. If I wanted to do that, I'd draw attention to your pubey beard and your little toddler hands.
CLIVE: Cuck. From cuckold. Weak or servile man, unmanly and inadequate, dominated by his wife.
GORDON: Oh right,
CLIVE: So you see how good an insult that actually was. Like the more I think of it the better it gets. And it just came to me like that.
GORDON: Oh right,
CLIVE: So you see how good an insult that actually was. Like the more I think of it the better it gets. And it just came to me like that.
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
CLIVE: Cuck. From cuckold. Weak or servile man, unmanly and inadequate, dominated by his wife.
GORDON: Oh right,
CLIVE: So you see how good an insult that actually was. Like the more I think of it the better it gets. And it just came to me like that.
GORDON: Oh right,
CLIVE: So you see how good an insult that actually was. Like the more I think of it the better it gets. And it just came to me like that.
WARREN: This one’s not going to fit in my Dictaphone.
GORDON: No, it won't Mr Godby, but luckily you're sitting in a 1998 Vauxhall Astra. What it lacks in air conditioning it makes up for in a top-notch cassette player.
GORDON: No, it won't Mr Godby, but luckily you're sitting in a 1998 Vauxhall Astra. What it lacks in air conditioning it makes up for in a top-notch cassette player.
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
WARREN: This one’s not going to fit in my Dictaphone.
GORDON: No, it won't Mr Godby, but luckily you're sitting in a 1998 Vauxhall Astra. What it lacks in air conditioning it makes up for in a top-notch cassette player.
GORDON: No, it won't Mr Godby, but luckily you're sitting in a 1998 Vauxhall Astra. What it lacks in air conditioning it makes up for in a top-notch cassette player.
EMILY: Why are you wearing a suit? Are you going to court?
WARREN: It's what I wear for work.
EMILY: Well it doesn't look right on you.
WARREN: It's what I wear for work.
EMILY: Well it doesn't look right on you.
December 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
EMILY: Why are you wearing a suit? Are you going to court?
WARREN: It's what I wear for work.
EMILY: Well it doesn't look right on you.
WARREN: It's what I wear for work.
EMILY: Well it doesn't look right on you.
CLIVE: Everyone thinks my eye is only on the money. You think I don't ruminate on the human condition? You think cryonics doesn't speak to me like it speaks to you?
PAMELA: Cryonic preservation... speaks to you?
PAMELA: Cryonic preservation... speaks to you?
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
CLIVE: Everyone thinks my eye is only on the money. You think I don't ruminate on the human condition? You think cryonics doesn't speak to me like it speaks to you?
PAMELA: Cryonic preservation... speaks to you?
PAMELA: Cryonic preservation... speaks to you?
GORDON: I never felt like I had any control in this, not since the night we got here. But at least I had a fairly good idea of who wore the good hats and who wore the bad hats. I don't even know which hat I'm wearing any more. I don't even own a hat.
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
GORDON: I never felt like I had any control in this, not since the night we got here. But at least I had a fairly good idea of who wore the good hats and who wore the bad hats. I don't even know which hat I'm wearing any more. I don't even own a hat.