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WARREN: He was shot. He was dying.
GORD: Every effort was made with the facilities at hand to-
WARREN: You weren't there.
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CLIVE: Rebecca, you seem stressed.
REBECCA: The world's on fire, Clive, everyone is stressed.
CLIVE: I mean... that's just objectively not true. Sophia, you stressed?
SOPHIA: Too blessed to be stressed, boss!
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BRYONY: This is making you uncomfortable, isn't it Gordon.
GORDON: Everything here makes me uncomfortable.
BRYONY: Keep telling yourself that, champ.
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WARREN: Well, right now I'm with my Jedi spirit guide.
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CLIVE: You want to walk away from Kontinue, fine. But if you think you can leave all the trouble at my feet, you'll find I dotted my i's and crossed my t's with some pretty wild fucking penmanship.
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CLIVE SNAPS HIS FINGERS.
CLIVE: Bloody hell, she’s the voice of Blue Sky!
REBECCA: Yes. Yes, I am.
CLIVE: Malcolm got his own daughter to be the voice of the Overhead virtual assistant. I did not know that.
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GORDON: We were called Pus Crank.
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WARREN: Right now, I’m… I'm this version of Warren Godby, whoever and whenever he is. Next time, I might be different. Or the time after that, or the time after that.
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PAMELA: I have to hand it to you, you really are the golden boy.
CLIVE: Damn right.
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CLIVE: You know the paywall bit of your website, when the text of your articles fades into nothingness? That is going to be the literal reality of your career, Harvey. You're going to disappear like that photo of Marty McFuckingFly.
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WARREN: I just needed some air. Felt like I hadn't had fresh air for months. Which is true of course, I guess I haven't had any air for months, fresh or otherwise.
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AUBREY: And Warren. I want you to remember. If you've really been through hypersleep twice and survived, you might be the most valuable commodity Overhead have ever had. Don't let them forget it.
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GORDON: I'm archiving like Bryony wanted me to."
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BRYONY: (TO CLIVE) And you're just going to t-shirt and blazer like you're Tony Stark.
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GORDON: Oh my god! That's exactly what I said!
THERES NO ONE TO HIGH FIVE.
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WARREN: Excellent. It’s very on brand. How many of these have you got?
GORD: 119.
WARREN SITS DOWN ON HIS BED.
WARREN: We best crack on then.
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GORDON: And I went to my new bedroom and had a panic attack. So... er, yeah... there we go! A little taste of life at Red Valley.
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GRACE TAKES WARREN'S HAND AND SHAKES IT HARD, AND CLAPS ANOTHER HAND ON WARREN'S SHOULDER.
GRACE: You look great.
WARREN: So do you. How have you got better looking?
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WARREN: I feel insane. And you should know, I pressed the button for more morphine a minute ago so I'm probably about to fall asleep. To be continued.
GORDON: Oh. Does that mean I win?
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CLIVE: Aubrey Wood is just a crazy person who wants attention. She'll be locked up in no time. They'll probably put her in one of their dodgy hypersleep cells and then she'll catch some horrible stasis virus, and it will be ironic and funny.
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GORD: Metropolis zone. Is where I always give up. Just a faff, I think.
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WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me?
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
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CLIVE: So, Amos got there first in cryo. It's not what any of us wanted. But your first reaction is to take everything we've done, everything we've achieved, tie it to a brick with my name on it and throw it in the sea?
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PAMELA: Why are you smiling like that?
CLIVE: Just thinking about the future.
PAMELA: I'll drink to that.
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WARREN'S AGITATION CAN BE HEARD CLEARLY AS, PARALLEL, GORDON SOUNDS EXCITED. FEVERISH.