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WARREN: About half an hour ago.
GORDON: When you were...
WARREN: Tipsy and preoccupied with Sonic the Hedgehog, yes. It went as well as you're imagining.
GORDON: When you were...
WARREN: Tipsy and preoccupied with Sonic the Hedgehog, yes. It went as well as you're imagining.
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
WARREN: About half an hour ago.
GORDON: When you were...
WARREN: Tipsy and preoccupied with Sonic the Hedgehog, yes. It went as well as you're imagining.
GORDON: When you were...
WARREN: Tipsy and preoccupied with Sonic the Hedgehog, yes. It went as well as you're imagining.
AUBREY: Got some minor heroics to take care of.
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
AUBREY: Got some minor heroics to take care of.
BRYONY: This is making you uncomfortable, isn't it Gordon.
GORDON: Everything here makes me uncomfortable.
BRYONY: Keep telling yourself that, champ.
GORDON: Everything here makes me uncomfortable.
BRYONY: Keep telling yourself that, champ.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
BRYONY: This is making you uncomfortable, isn't it Gordon.
GORDON: Everything here makes me uncomfortable.
BRYONY: Keep telling yourself that, champ.
GORDON: Everything here makes me uncomfortable.
BRYONY: Keep telling yourself that, champ.
GORDON: That track was called Morior Invictus. It's about galloping towards a glorious death.
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
GORDON: That track was called Morior Invictus. It's about galloping towards a glorious death.
BRYONY: The reason I'm putting you in that pod over and over again is not because you're The One. And it's not because you're invulnerable. It's because you're a time sensitive resource.
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
BRYONY: The reason I'm putting you in that pod over and over again is not because you're The One. And it's not because you're invulnerable. It's because you're a time sensitive resource.
AUBREY: Bit of a soft ending.
December 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
AUBREY: Bit of a soft ending.
GORDON: Just another easy fix by Gordon Porlock... Warden of the Valley.
December 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
GORDON: Just another easy fix by Gordon Porlock... Warden of the Valley.
CLIVE: Bit like Titanic this, isn't it? When Rose's mum is sat on the lifeboat watching everyone, well you know... Watching it all happen.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
CLIVE: Bit like Titanic this, isn't it? When Rose's mum is sat on the lifeboat watching everyone, well you know... Watching it all happen.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
PAMELA: Watching the boat sink and all the poor people drown?
AWKWARD SILENCE.
CLIVE: Eleven Oscars. Good movie.
WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me?
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me?
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
GORDON: But that was it. No more contact. No response to any messages. I even called him. Nothing. Just like the job, Oscar had dropped me.
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
GORDON: But that was it. No more contact. No response to any messages. I even called him. Nothing. Just like the job, Oscar had dropped me.
CLIVE: Let him go? Who's in charge here? This guy? This piss-drinking motherfucker?
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
CLIVE: Let him go? Who's in charge here? This guy? This piss-drinking motherfucker?
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear?
WARREN: (CLOSE) I swear.
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear.
WARREN: (CLOSE) Could you take your hand off my knee?
WARREN: (CLOSE) I swear.
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear.
WARREN: (CLOSE) Could you take your hand off my knee?
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear?
WARREN: (CLOSE) I swear.
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear.
WARREN: (CLOSE) Could you take your hand off my knee?
WARREN: (CLOSE) I swear.
GORDON: (CLOSE) You swear.
WARREN: (CLOSE) Could you take your hand off my knee?
BRYONY: There he is. There's Warren Godby. The only power he ever had. A wide eyed stare and that intimidating breathing. You don't frighten me Warren. You've never frightened anyone. Even the man you killed.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BRYONY: There he is. There's Warren Godby. The only power he ever had. A wide eyed stare and that intimidating breathing. You don't frighten me Warren. You've never frightened anyone. Even the man you killed.
CLIVE: I wasn't kidding man, I'll stab you in the fucking eye with this fork. Now that's a really elaborate suicide but I reckon I can do it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
CLIVE: I wasn't kidding man, I'll stab you in the fucking eye with this fork. Now that's a really elaborate suicide but I reckon I can do it.
CLIVE: Everyone's going on about frogs. I don't know. I slept the whole way here.
REBECCA: You didn't see the bridge? Giant frog statues. Like 10 feet tall statues of frogs.
REBECCA: You didn't see the bridge? Giant frog statues. Like 10 feet tall statues of frogs.
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
CLIVE: Everyone's going on about frogs. I don't know. I slept the whole way here.
REBECCA: You didn't see the bridge? Giant frog statues. Like 10 feet tall statues of frogs.
REBECCA: You didn't see the bridge? Giant frog statues. Like 10 feet tall statues of frogs.
GORDON: Did you listen to it?
WARREN: Hello?
GORDON: Did you listen to the tape?
WARREN: Gordon.
GORDON: No, I'm the other guy you met yesterday who put his balls on the line sending recordings of highly sensitive material to your house.,
WARREN: Hello?
GORDON: Did you listen to the tape?
WARREN: Gordon.
GORDON: No, I'm the other guy you met yesterday who put his balls on the line sending recordings of highly sensitive material to your house.,
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
GORDON: Did you listen to it?
WARREN: Hello?
GORDON: Did you listen to the tape?
WARREN: Gordon.
GORDON: No, I'm the other guy you met yesterday who put his balls on the line sending recordings of highly sensitive material to your house.,
WARREN: Hello?
GORDON: Did you listen to the tape?
WARREN: Gordon.
GORDON: No, I'm the other guy you met yesterday who put his balls on the line sending recordings of highly sensitive material to your house.,
CLIVE: Fuck sake. Where is Gordon bloody Porlock?
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
CLIVE: Fuck sake. Where is Gordon bloody Porlock?
WARREN: It’s going to be very difficult for you to go serious on me because this level is called...?
GORDON: The Death Egg Zone.
WARREN: The fucking Death Egg! What were they thinking?!
GORDON: The Death Egg Zone.
WARREN: The fucking Death Egg! What were they thinking?!
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
WARREN: It’s going to be very difficult for you to go serious on me because this level is called...?
GORDON: The Death Egg Zone.
WARREN: The fucking Death Egg! What were they thinking?!
GORDON: The Death Egg Zone.
WARREN: The fucking Death Egg! What were they thinking?!
AUBREY: You shouldn't blame yourself you know. Gordon was always going to end up here, one way or the other. You heard him on those tapes.
WARREN: Maybe. The day I met him, it changed things. You can't pretend otherwise. And that's on me.
WARREN: Maybe. The day I met him, it changed things. You can't pretend otherwise. And that's on me.
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
AUBREY: You shouldn't blame yourself you know. Gordon was always going to end up here, one way or the other. You heard him on those tapes.
WARREN: Maybe. The day I met him, it changed things. You can't pretend otherwise. And that's on me.
WARREN: Maybe. The day I met him, it changed things. You can't pretend otherwise. And that's on me.
REBECCA: Mr Schill, I'm not sure you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation in which you find yourself. The scope of your failure is wider than you think.
CLIVE: Oh right. Do elaborate.
CLIVE: Oh right. Do elaborate.
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
REBECCA: Mr Schill, I'm not sure you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation in which you find yourself. The scope of your failure is wider than you think.
CLIVE: Oh right. Do elaborate.
CLIVE: Oh right. Do elaborate.
WARREN: I mean. Yeah. When I met him, he was sat at his desk in Archives, and... yeah. Fine. He was, wasn't he? He was just like that, I thought he was a nutjob. But tha… that's when I was... I wasn't really me, not really... Oh, Christ this is all so fucked up.
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
WARREN: I mean. Yeah. When I met him, he was sat at his desk in Archives, and... yeah. Fine. He was, wasn't he? He was just like that, I thought he was a nutjob. But tha… that's when I was... I wasn't really me, not really... Oh, Christ this is all so fucked up.
CLIVE: Alright sugartits.
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
CLIVE: Alright sugartits.
CLIVE: I do my best with what I have Bryony, but the ratio of time versus volume of cunts I'm surrounded by means I'm reluctantly forced to return to the well every now and then. We've got a little time now though, I'll see what I can cook up between here and Glasgow.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
CLIVE: I do my best with what I have Bryony, but the ratio of time versus volume of cunts I'm surrounded by means I'm reluctantly forced to return to the well every now and then. We've got a little time now though, I'll see what I can cook up between here and Glasgow.
CLIVE: Alright sugartits.
December 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
CLIVE: Alright sugartits.
GORDON: (CLOSE) Look Warren. If they're sending the butter-wouldn't-melt 'uh, um, uh' new boy looking for Red Valley, it'll be for a reason. Not a happy touchy-feely smiley reason, a creepy, suspicious, nasty one. Trust me.
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
GORDON: (CLOSE) Look Warren. If they're sending the butter-wouldn't-melt 'uh, um, uh' new boy looking for Red Valley, it'll be for a reason. Not a happy touchy-feely smiley reason, a creepy, suspicious, nasty one. Trust me.