Mario Party's Hard AI is notorious for cheating. Super-fast button mashing, all-seeing, frame-perfect inputs, reading your inputs, ganging up on The Human, the list goes on.

And then there are moments like this.

Literally half the battle, once I decided to cut the distance to minimise the chance of the fish escaping because reasons, was the fish just flopping on the ground. The damn thing has vigour for a creature which can't respirate outside water!

Here are the results of my tinkering. I will chop and change the clips I use every so often.

I can speak from experience, those Wile E. Coyote moments were fantastic.