RedScharlach
@redscharlach.bsky.social
Red Scharlach speaks to the nation, when she isn't engaging in recreational otter promotion or her favourite forms of internet whimsy.
https://redscharlach.redbubble.com/
https://redscharlach.redbubble.com/
See here: bsky.app/profile/nial...
dog shelters: don’t buy puppies, consider adoption instead
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
also dog shelters: this is pissfingers. she’s 19 years old and can’t live in a home with children, books or electricity. pissfingers is nervous around hair and needs 400 acres of land and an orchard of extinct fruits.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
See here: bsky.app/profile/nial...
Happy birthday! Hope the chancellor's carrying a capybara for you in her ancient red case!
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Happy birthday! Hope the chancellor's carrying a capybara for you in her ancient red case!
Fuck yes, or however you say that in Portuguese!
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fuck yes, or however you say that in Portuguese!
Well, we all scream for the House Queens
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Well, we all scream for the House Queens
Jesus fuck. This stuff is why punk happened.
November 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Jesus fuck. This stuff is why punk happened.
*notes this down for the purposes of day trips when the sun returns*
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
*notes this down for the purposes of day trips when the sun returns*
I'm 54 so you're both sprightly young gazelles, frankly!
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I'm 54 so you're both sprightly young gazelles, frankly!
*rubs thighs lecherously in the manner of Vic Reeves*
November 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
*rubs thighs lecherously in the manner of Vic Reeves*
Shazam: *gestures vaguely at everything*
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Shazam: *gestures vaguely at everything*
He's already looking pretty darn cute
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
He's already looking pretty darn cute
Jesus. I will never ever get my head around the sword-swinging Highlander/weedy electrofunk combo as a musical proposition.
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Jesus. I will never ever get my head around the sword-swinging Highlander/weedy electrofunk combo as a musical proposition.
Will give it a go, although if she’s not elegantly weaponizing her farts by the end of episode two, I may be disappointed.
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Will give it a go, although if she’s not elegantly weaponizing her farts by the end of episode two, I may be disappointed.
By the way, Jackson Lamb's in my Redbubble shop now, and seasonal discounts are currently in operation, so if you want to buy some fannish items, now's a good time! www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Jackso...
"Jackson Lamb from Slow Horses" Coffee Mug for Sale by redscharlach
A mini version of Jackson Lamb from Slow Horses. Luckily, none of these products are scratch and sniff. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
By the way, Jackson Lamb's in my Redbubble shop now, and seasonal discounts are currently in operation, so if you want to buy some fannish items, now's a good time! www.redbubble.com/i/mug/Jackso...