RedScharlach
@redscharlach.bsky.social
Red Scharlach speaks to the nation, when she isn't engaging in recreational otter promotion or her favourite forms of internet whimsy.
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
“Beauty product or Victorian insult?” - an ongoing game
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Beauty product or Victorian insult?” - an ongoing game
Wedging the kitchen drawer shut was only the start of its reign of terror.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Wedging the kitchen drawer shut was only the start of its reign of terror.
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Saw the #WayneThiebaud exhibition at the Courtauld Gallery today. Not a massive show (three smallish rooms) but still a nice burst of colour on a massively grey and wet day. Not surprisingly, I REALLY wanted a cake afterwards, so I had to go to the Delaunay Counter for a spot of #cakeporn.
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Saw the #WayneThiebaud exhibition at the Courtauld Gallery today. Not a massive show (three smallish rooms) but still a nice burst of colour on a massively grey and wet day. Not surprisingly, I REALLY wanted a cake afterwards, so I had to go to the Delaunay Counter for a spot of #cakeporn.
And lo, the ox and the ass did gaze upon the Holy Child and the ass did say “That’s a very snazzy onesie he’s got on, looks like the Lord’s going to be a trendsetter,” and the heavenly host sang on high “All praise to Boden and their Black Friday offers!”
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And lo, the ox and the ass did gaze upon the Holy Child and the ass did say “That’s a very snazzy onesie he’s got on, looks like the Lord’s going to be a trendsetter,” and the heavenly host sang on high “All praise to Boden and their Black Friday offers!”
I've now watched #SlowHorses so here's a mini Jackson Lamb, for all your greasily coiffured weaponized farting needs.
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I've now watched #SlowHorses so here's a mini Jackson Lamb, for all your greasily coiffured weaponized farting needs.
Tilda Swinton is using haute couture as an excuse for shoplifting random items down her frock, and nobody dares to challenge her about it. Wake up, sheeple.
November 14, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tilda Swinton is using haute couture as an excuse for shoplifting random items down her frock, and nobody dares to challenge her about it. Wake up, sheeple.
I thought Beauty and the Bisque was a different Disney film
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I thought Beauty and the Bisque was a different Disney film
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Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
Dog on an escalator
Pick up your pup when you're going down
Happy #GodzillaDay to all who celebrate!
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Happy #GodzillaDay to all who celebrate!
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
Also, fruit salad flavour Chewits are the best and I could happily devour a packet right now.
Had a hilarious Halloween night at the Union Chapel, seeing comedy from Phil Wang, Amy Gledhill, Mike Wozniak and more. (And after his recent tonsorial horrors, I can confirm that Mr Wozniak's hair is now a number 4 all over and looks pretty darn good.)
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Had a hilarious Halloween night at the Union Chapel, seeing comedy from Phil Wang, Amy Gledhill, Mike Wozniak and more. (And after his recent tonsorial horrors, I can confirm that Mr Wozniak's hair is now a number 4 all over and looks pretty darn good.)
There are loads of ads on the tube at the moment that feature people bathing in Heinz soup, but whatever modern advertising can do, medieval manuscripts can always do better.
October 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There are loads of ads on the tube at the moment that feature people bathing in Heinz soup, but whatever modern advertising can do, medieval manuscripts can always do better.
What the heck does “Be the trousers” mean? Get all up in this woman’s crotch and then split?
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
What the heck does “Be the trousers” mean? Get all up in this woman’s crotch and then split?
Really enjoyed the #EmilyKamKngwarray exhibition at Tate Modern today. Like floating in a realm of three-dimensional colours and space.
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Really enjoyed the #EmilyKamKngwarray exhibition at Tate Modern today. Like floating in a realm of three-dimensional colours and space.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody! Here I am walking a pictogram dog at the Pictograms exhibition at Japan House. Also pictured: my delicious Ottolenghi dessert from Nopi, in the form of a plum marva cake (very sticky/caramelized and yummy).
October 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody! Here I am walking a pictogram dog at the Pictograms exhibition at Japan House. Also pictured: my delicious Ottolenghi dessert from Nopi, in the form of a plum marva cake (very sticky/caramelized and yummy).
It's my birthday today so I'm going out in search of cake and culture! Pictured: me on my 3rd birthday, proving that 51 years may have passed but the cake fixation remains strong 🍰💪
October 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
It's my birthday today so I'm going out in search of cake and culture! Pictured: me on my 3rd birthday, proving that 51 years may have passed but the cake fixation remains strong 🍰💪
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
October 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
Today's dessert was bananas that were on fire
(Please be assured that I waited until they were no longer on fire before I put them in my mouth)
(Please be assured that I waited until they were no longer on fire before I put them in my mouth)
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Today's dessert was bananas that were on fire
(Please be assured that I waited until they were no longer on fire before I put them in my mouth)
(Please be assured that I waited until they were no longer on fire before I put them in my mouth)
Saw my brother's band The Complaint That Creeps rockin' tonight at the Double RR Club cabaret and burlesque night at Walthamstow Trades Hall. A groovy time was had by all!
October 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Saw my brother's band The Complaint That Creeps rockin' tonight at the Double RR Club cabaret and burlesque night at Walthamstow Trades Hall. A groovy time was had by all!
When your window cleaning business has a sideline in pleasuring Cthulhu (elder gods love a tickle with a squeegee pole, apparently)
October 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
When your window cleaning business has a sideline in pleasuring Cthulhu (elder gods love a tickle with a squeegee pole, apparently)
Flashback to another Weird Paris Thing. There are loads of posters like this on the Metro, which turn out to be for a dating app called Adopte. This is an atrocious name for a dating app, surely? Nobody should be taking relationship advice from W**dy Allen.
October 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Flashback to another Weird Paris Thing. There are loads of posters like this on the Metro, which turn out to be for a dating app called Adopte. This is an atrocious name for a dating app, surely? Nobody should be taking relationship advice from W**dy Allen.
I didn't realize the Jerry Mouse lifestyle was so aspirational.
October 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I didn't realize the Jerry Mouse lifestyle was so aspirational.
Back in Walthamstow, got the heating on. This was the sunset over Kent from the train.
October 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Back in Walthamstow, got the heating on. This was the sunset over Kent from the train.