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Spurs fans remain the biggest bunch of embarrassments you’ll ever see in your life
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Even before seeing these images it was obvious that the poor fuckers in the cockpit had no chance, but jesus wept are these pictures horrifying...
The NTSB has released its preliminary report on the crash of UPS flight 2976, finding fatigue cracks in multiple places on the engine pylon that separated from the MD-11’s left wing during takeoff. Read the full report: www.flightradar24.com/blog/flight-...
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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23/11/25
That Beer Place… Chester

Let’s rock!
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Exciting news! We're one of only 30 venues in the UK with a keg of Rochefort Triple Extra! Pouring now @curiousgnome.bsky.social and tasting beautiful!

@beersinchester.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Oh no, I've got to wait for all the others to come through passport control because some crusty old racist cunts decided to vote for that, whatever shall I do to pass the time...??
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A day later than intended, but we go again...
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Shearer and Richards saying they have sympathy for Poste-gone-lu... give it a fucking break! He's done fuck all work and will be rewarded with more money than I'll ever earn in my life.

Get to fuck.
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Choo choo
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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GET THE FUCK IN, THAT'S A HUGE WIN!
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Also, a hard fought 3 points against 12 men today...

UP THE FUCKING GUN
August 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Spose so
August 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When in Rome...
August 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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That’s 466 people not robbing houses, possibly attacking women, using violence & 466 folks taking up lots of police resources. Just fucking great.
August 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Chloe Kelly, the Queen of England ❤️
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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This European Championship Final has been brought to you by Arsenal Women Football Club
July 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Chapeau ITV for so many years of excellent coverage of the TDF. You'll be missed
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July 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Israel needs to be stopped....
July 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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When two busses approach each other, more drivers should play rock, paper, scissors with each other instead of giving a palm-up wave. It would make it more exciting for them when they see each other.
July 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Also spent my time watching the football. Yes it buffered a couple of times, yes the quality was essentially watching lego a couple of times, but for most of the journey it was pretty much perfect! Mind blown! These new trains must hame some kind of magic wifi!
Am on a train innit
July 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Am on a train innit
July 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No, it's -seen- as a "polite greeting" whereas actually it's utter bollocks. I am fucking fed up of random strangers asking me "how are you" to be "polite". You don't know me thus you don't give a fuck how I am and are only asking for the ego massage of being seen as polite.

In the fucking sea.
People who ask "how are you?" are not aspiring to be GPs. It's just a polite greeting, not an invitation to list out all your real and imagined ailments.
July 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yes Podgorica ✊️
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Montenegro day 1 😍🥰
June 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM