Daughter, looking at the selection of sparkling water in the fridge: “Look at all those Topos Chico.”

Stands for “Not Our Mayor.”

BUH GAWD THAT’S SEAN DYCHE’S MUSIC

Bruce INCORPORATED

At least three got thrown out of Baxter tonight. They are in fine form.

Someone is a goon.

We get there eventually!

Or, at least, information that is new *to us.*

Omahans may not get it right the first time, but credit us for revising our views in the light of new information. #teamzoo

No one could take their eyes off you after you SLAYED in your Jeff Finger jersey

1. Other than to open the game, faceoffs should be eliminated. Defenseman tilts his stick so a slapper goes into the netting? Offense gets the puck back in its own end with defense behind the red line.

2. Overtime hockey should consist of alternating power plays until the tie is broken.