Norman
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Newspaper reporter, horror fanatic, cat dad, a lot of hair. Buy my new book! tinylink.net/29QnN
At this point, I moved out of hearing range. I could hear them going back and forth, but I couldn't understand what they were saying. It was the kind of entertainment I needed on my walk!
The man responds, "we'll just have to tell her to wait until Christmas." The wife yelled back, 'its too late, everything is open and she's playing with them "
The woman said "(Daughter) was really excited about her new Barbies and tablet." And then to the friend in the truck, "this idiot put the bags of Christmas gifts on (daughters) desk and she opened them when she got home from school."
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
At this point, I moved out of hearing range. I could hear them going back and forth, but I couldn't understand what they were saying. It was the kind of entertainment I needed on my walk!
The man responds, "we'll just have to tell her to wait until Christmas." The wife yelled back, 'its too late, everything is open and she's playing with them "
The woman said "(Daughter) was really excited about her new Barbies and tablet." And then to the friend in the truck, "this idiot put the bags of Christmas gifts on (daughters) desk and she opened them when she got home from school."
Me being a nosy bastard, you bet your ass I slowed my walk down to a crawl and pretended to fidget with my phone.
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The man responds, "we'll just have to tell her to wait until Christmas." The wife yelled back, 'its too late, everything is open and she's playing with them "
The woman said "(Daughter) was really excited about her new Barbies and tablet." And then to the friend in the truck, "this idiot put the bags of Christmas gifts on (daughters) desk and she opened them when she got home from school."
Me being a nosy bastard, you bet your ass I slowed my walk down to a crawl and pretended to fidget with my phone.
On my walk earlier, I see a man standing in front of his house, leaning into a pickup truck chatting with someone when I heard a woman yell out the window, "hey asshole!"
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The woman said "(Daughter) was really excited about her new Barbies and tablet." And then to the friend in the truck, "this idiot put the bags of Christmas gifts on (daughters) desk and she opened them when she got home from school."
Me being a nosy bastard, you bet your ass I slowed my walk down to a crawl and pretended to fidget with my phone.
On my walk earlier, I see a man standing in front of his house, leaning into a pickup truck chatting with someone when I heard a woman yell out the window, "hey asshole!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Me being a nosy bastard, you bet your ass I slowed my walk down to a crawl and pretended to fidget with my phone.
On my walk earlier, I see a man standing in front of his house, leaning into a pickup truck chatting with someone when I heard a woman yell out the window, "hey asshole!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
On my walk earlier, I see a man standing in front of his house, leaning into a pickup truck chatting with someone when I heard a woman yell out the window, "hey asshole!"
There's a couple who recently moved back to Massachusetts from Florida and they have not adjusted to the cold. The woman was walking out today dressed like she was in the arctic. She's not going to enjoy this winter at all!
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There's a couple who recently moved back to Massachusetts from Florida and they have not adjusted to the cold. The woman was walking out today dressed like she was in the arctic. She's not going to enjoy this winter at all!
I had a dream that I was in a cooking competition. I won't bore you with all the details, but one of the dishes I prepared was a tiramisu whoopie pie. I thought dream me created an amazing dish...but it turns out they already exist. My $1 million dream is dashed
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I had a dream that I was in a cooking competition. I won't bore you with all the details, but one of the dishes I prepared was a tiramisu whoopie pie. I thought dream me created an amazing dish...but it turns out they already exist. My $1 million dream is dashed
This seems like a throwback to the bad '80s slashers I enjoy so much!
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This seems like a throwback to the bad '80s slashers I enjoy so much!
It's probably too early for a Christmas movie, but this looked like the perfect Saturday Night Horror movie. Elves are creepy!
November 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's probably too early for a Christmas movie, but this looked like the perfect Saturday Night Horror movie. Elves are creepy!
I see a woman out for my walks today with a very sweet but uncontrollable dog. She's elderly and she said she has never trained one of her dogs because she doesn't believe in it. Yet, she wonders why her dog jumps on everyone! Well, here's Ollie
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I see a woman out for my walks today with a very sweet but uncontrollable dog. She's elderly and she said she has never trained one of her dogs because she doesn't believe in it. Yet, she wonders why her dog jumps on everyone! Well, here's Ollie
The worst part of rainy day walks is wet feet. Yuck!
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The worst part of rainy day walks is wet feet. Yuck!
Only thing I watch in Apple TV are the Peanuts specials!
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Only thing I watch in Apple TV are the Peanuts specials!
Out-of-office email reply is on again. Nine day weekend commences!
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Out-of-office email reply is on again. Nine day weekend commences!
I was on a phone call using speaker phone, which I always do, but for some reason my cat decided she hated that person's voice and attacked my phone!
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I was on a phone call using speaker phone, which I always do, but for some reason my cat decided she hated that person's voice and attacked my phone!
Wow the typos in this - I blame society for my typos!
Git two pet four dogs today including my pals Isla and Ollie!
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Wow the typos in this - I blame society for my typos!
Git two pet four dogs today including my pals Isla and Ollie!
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Git two pet four dogs today including my pals Isla and Ollie!
If "Evil Dead" and hundreds of other horror movies have taught me anything, never open an old chest!
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If "Evil Dead" and hundreds of other horror movies have taught me anything, never open an old chest!
Bird in flight. A little Awkward!
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Bird in flight. A little Awkward!
My view of Bear sleeping in her pillow fort!
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My view of Bear sleeping in her pillow fort!
Usually when I take a walk in the dark, I take a specific route due to sidewalks. This evening, I took a different route and remembered why I don't take that route after dark - no sidewalks, poorly lit and people speeding make for a not-so-fun walk! I did not get hit so, so bonus!
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Usually when I take a walk in the dark, I take a specific route due to sidewalks. This evening, I took a different route and remembered why I don't take that route after dark - no sidewalks, poorly lit and people speeding make for a not-so-fun walk! I did not get hit so, so bonus!
When I filled the bird feeder earlier, birds came out of the woodwork like they were waiting! The blue jays took turns as the little birds gathered in a bush to wait!
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
When I filled the bird feeder earlier, birds came out of the woodwork like they were waiting! The blue jays took turns as the little birds gathered in a bush to wait!
When I rule the world, I'm going to make 5-day work weeks illegal
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
When I rule the world, I'm going to make 5-day work weeks illegal
I took a new route in my walk today and ended up walking by a playground. Maybe it's my job, but there's no way a single middle aged man walking through a playground too of kids doesn't look like a creep!
November 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I took a new route in my walk today and ended up walking by a playground. Maybe it's my job, but there's no way a single middle aged man walking through a playground too of kids doesn't look like a creep!
I watched the South Korean version of this a few months ago and moved it. Let's check out the remake!
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I watched the South Korean version of this a few months ago and moved it. Let's check out the remake!