Kirk Ellis
reallykirkellis.bsky.social
Kirk Ellis
@reallykirkellis.bsky.social
Absolutely pointless.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Looks like it's gonna be that new @tedleo.bsky.social double A-side. 😃
February 6, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Reposted by Kirk Ellis
Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's-

Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it

Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it

Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Reposted by Kirk Ellis
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM