Sebastián 🇵🇷
@realist-cfc.bsky.social
🇵🇷 Chelsea fan. Analytics enjoyer. Options trader but I don’t want to talk work. Cynical but fair.
Also: Rangers, Red Sox, Survivor, sports gambling, foodie, TV + movies, and other things. Humans are multifaceted after all.
Also: Rangers, Red Sox, Survivor, sports gambling, foodie, TV + movies, and other things. Humans are multifaceted after all.
Wait on us my brother…
June 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wait on us my brother…
This is honestly killing me.
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This is honestly killing me.
This is like actually genuinely hilarious. The three main candidates for the 2WC (I’m assuming Ottawa gets the 1WC) have the toughest schedules in the league...
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is like actually genuinely hilarious. The three main candidates for the 2WC (I’m assuming Ottawa gets the 1WC) have the toughest schedules in the league...
Two cats lost to cancer in two years. It does not get any easier. RIP Nina my sweet princess, I will love and miss you forever. I hope you finally get to meet your older brother, wherever you both may be. ❤️
February 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Two cats lost to cancer in two years. It does not get any easier. RIP Nina my sweet princess, I will love and miss you forever. I hope you finally get to meet your older brother, wherever you both may be. ❤️
Seeing people suggest a Durán-Disasi swap lmao
January 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Seeing people suggest a Durán-Disasi swap lmao
Looks like a slimmer, daintier version of my baby 😂❤️ Happy holidays to her!
December 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Looks like a slimmer, daintier version of my baby 😂❤️ Happy holidays to her!
So many I could mention (this was my peak gaming era) but first to pop to mind was this. Absolute classic.
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 AM
So many I could mention (this was my peak gaming era) but first to pop to mind was this. Absolute classic.
Such a dystopian notification. Like first what does that even mean. And second why do I need to know that I have been perceived. Confirmation that I do, in fact, exist?
This is all my fault for allowing LinkedIn to send me push notifications.
This is all my fault for allowing LinkedIn to send me push notifications.
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Such a dystopian notification. Like first what does that even mean. And second why do I need to know that I have been perceived. Confirmation that I do, in fact, exist?
This is all my fault for allowing LinkedIn to send me push notifications.
This is all my fault for allowing LinkedIn to send me push notifications.
This squad is interesting. The midfield is so thin without Caicedo, Enzo, or Lavia. Would love to see Chukwuemeka finally get a start, but I bet it’ll be some combination of Félix, KDH, Veiga, and Casadei in those central zones.
Also, no Acheampong after the earlier news is disappointing.
Also, no Acheampong after the earlier news is disappointing.
November 27, 2024 at 7:05 PM
This squad is interesting. The midfield is so thin without Caicedo, Enzo, or Lavia. Would love to see Chukwuemeka finally get a start, but I bet it’ll be some combination of Félix, KDH, Veiga, and Casadei in those central zones.
Also, no Acheampong after the earlier news is disappointing.
Also, no Acheampong after the earlier news is disappointing.
It has never been more over.
November 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
It has never been more over.
I think utilizing the best academy in England that the club invests so many resources into and can save us tens of millions of pounds on transfers on a yearly basis is a good idea.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
I think utilizing the best academy in England that the club invests so many resources into and can save us tens of millions of pounds on transfers on a yearly basis is a good idea.