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Hans P
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Avid procrastinator.
Is Max Verstappen the only driver skipping the FIA corruption appreciation gala today? Is the sport completely overrun sycophants? #FIA #WRC #F1
December 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM
My takeaway from this fact check:

"Birds has the most refined eyesight of all species. They can spot a mouse from a quarter mile away."

Yet, nearly a billion of them dies annually in the States from colliding with static objects. \o/
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Random F1 fact, relevant today.

The number of times a driver starting from the 2nd grid position has finished outside the podium is 4 out of 16. So, it is fairly unlikely Lando will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. #F1 #AbuDhabiGP
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
British media going the usual full spin city about the Kimi drama.

This is why everybody hates McLaren and British teams, Britain. This is why you're booed worse than Trump abroad. #F1 #LittleBritain
December 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
TU TU TU DU #F1 #QatarGP
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Looking at the gaps, the McLarens might end up well behind Tsunoda when they have to pit within 8 laps. Too much drama. 😅 #QatarGP #F1
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This just got interesting. McLaren got stuck on the track because of their Papaya Rules, when everyone else pitted. 👀 #QatarGP #F1
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Overanalysing video from one positional moment in SQ1 for ten minutes... Sometimes dedicated F1 television just gets too much. Wake me up when the race begins. #SkySportsF1 #QatarGP
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
McLaren still having issues with their car? They weren't able to assemble a car in time for the pre-practice "display time" of the GP weekend. Apparently some worry about the integrity of the chassis... 👀 #F1 #QatarGP
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Everton FC: Worst team, ever!
United: Challenge accepted!
#MUNEVE #PremierLeague
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The whole F1 world is hammering F5 on FIA's Decisions Documents page now... 👀 #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Lando is under investigation for having too little fuel in his car, and some other possible car related infraction... 👀 #F1 #LasVegasGP
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
😑 #ScoDen
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Dorguuuuuuu \o/ #ScoDen
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Useless referee!!! Absolutely outrageous. \o/ #ScoDen
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
MBS: Who wants to suck me dry?
Random person: I will!
MBS: Great! You're now the F1 Race Director!
Random person: Thanks! What's F1?
MBS: Don't worry about it. Just suck harder.

The state of #F1 #SaoPauloGP
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
MBS has destroyed F1. That's a flippin' clear cut stop and go penalty for Piastri. He pile drived Kimi and crashed Charles out! It's not even a hard decision! Should have been announced immediately and they needed almost half a frigging hour to come to the wrong decision. #F1 #SaoPauloGP
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Commentators mentioning Dolphins punter Jake Bailey marrying a woman called Bailey is at least some entertainment in TNF. ☺️ #NFL
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Russell might get Piastri yet... 👀 #F1 #USGP
October 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Norris done gone messed up there. No more free track limit moves left. Tsunoda doing surprisingly well. Fast enough to make it impossible for the others to use undercut. #F1 #USGP
October 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What is Stroll doing driving back onto the track with a wheel almost hanging inside the cockpit, in a sprint race? \o/
October 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Throw Sweden out of FIFA and UEFA. Their right wing government representatives are now meddling in the sport. \o/
October 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"It's hard to overtake here."
- Martin Brundle, every race weekend since the introduction of hybrid power trains. 😋 #F1 #SingaporeGP
October 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Danish reminder: Kmag was forced to pit within less than half a lap both times he had front wing end plate damage. Watch how the steward will never mention Norris' damage. #F1 #SingaporeGP
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sky Sports Main Event going to commercials right when the Verstappen interview is about to start is so petty British... 👀🥲 #BakuGP #F1 #LittleBritain
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM